a horse walks into a pub, landlord says 'Why the long face?'
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic.
The bartender kicks him out saying - We don't service string here!
The piece of strings goes out and throws himself on the side walk, rolling, rubbing a twisting until he was all knarled up.
He goes back into the bar and orders a gin and tonic
The bartender says - Say, aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out?
No - I'm a frayed knot.
Ouch!
Good one Chai Tea!! Welcome to A2K!!
Favorite "T" shirt saying=
If you are reading this and it's upside down - please pick me up and put me back on my barstool.
New t-shirt from the Onion:
" Love me, love my violent alcoholic rages."
I'm thinking about sending one to my ex-wife.
Nuther fav "T"=
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I.
A rose is a rose is a rose.
i'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore i'm perfect!
Wales is nothing, nothing is forever, therefore Wales forever!
Brittania waives the rules.
