ambilingualist (speaks with forked tongue)
Honest Lawyer
(ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!)
If wishes were Porches
Beggars would drive . . .
(actually, I think I meant biggest, but as my knowledge of Nietszche begins and ends with what's mentioned in "A Fish Called Wanda," I'm not too sure.)
(My favorite Nietzsche, may be slightly misquoted: )
"He who fights monsters should look to it that he does not become a monster himself; when you stare long into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you . . . "
Abysmal humor