Pour la pluie, utilisez une parapluie! Ouais..
*Funny little French chanson*
Je comprends un peu le francais. More head aches
Quand étudiez-vous la langue française?
(Paris tourists)
(Never. I learned how to pretend I can speak French, or even spell it, several months ago in language classes)
Teachers who look the other way when I forget to hand in work