News Flash!!! Homeland Security Makes Error. Santa Found in Guantanamo.
News flash! Santa found guilty on all counts of disturbing the peace on earth to men of good will.
Kandy Kane seen on Santa's knee! :wink:
Citizen Kane seen on Santa's knee.
Santa up on morals charge
Rudolph caught doing antler dance ! ! !
Rheindeer said to be red-faced, as well as -nosed ! ! !
Elves refusing to come to work
Staying in bed
Why dontcha call in sick?
Mrs. Claus infuriated,
Puts "the embargo" on Santa,
No stocking stuffin' tonight!
"Stuff it, Santa", said Mrs. Claus
Santa a degenerate, alleges Ms Kane.
Was that Kandy Kane, the stripper? (or was she a porn star?)
Bazooka gum
i don't know why, i just heard it when i read Woody Allen
