Winding paths through tables and glass
the long and winding road
"Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?......"
(Was in the convenient store in Tarana Sattiday, an' a kid, about 3, is making a break from his mom, and runs into a display, cracking his head sharply. He howls, Mom finds him, and asks him whats wrong. He replies, in an exasperated tone: "Well, i banged my head, eh?" I cracked up . . . but i digress . . .)
Leavin' on a jet plane
Never met a woman he didn't like . . .
Miss Ecklestein...grade one...whacked me on the knuckles.
unfortunately named sister, that one
The Brothers & Sisters of Charity
(Irish missionary order dedicated to the torture of small Americans)
