Better than a sharp stick in the eye.
BoGoWo mentioned Franco phonics earlier which remeinded me of Roberta's thread on hebbonics:
Hebonics,
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=10418
The first link was incorrect.
In a pig's eye.
(Hi Diane!)
Hi Lazarus! Pig's feet. My mother actually ate them!
Lox and bagels
One time I bought and ate a jar of pig's feet and a can of pork brains. I felt cultured.
Ack!!! Better buttermilk for culture.
collard greens and black eyed peas
Damn! Where's Dr. Atkins when you need him?