Between the Devil and the deep, blue sea
What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenberg?
Well, one is a fat nazi gasbag . . .
. . . the other is just a dirigible.
ahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!
She laughs best who laughs last . . .
Yo mama is so fat, they have to paint a stripe around her, so's they can tell if she's walkin' or rollin'.
Ol' Maggie can stay the hell away from my soft cheese . . .
Cheese, n., adj. -y, 1. Production of 80% of Hollywood Studios; 2. Synonym for smegma; 3. The single animal product which is not to be found in headcheese . . .
xprinkle some of that on my sphaghetti.
ooooooo, that war cold-blooded . . .
The Recluse
