The Romance of the Three Kingoms
The response of the three Condoms.........
namely "New, Used, and Faulty"
Doctor's definition of a woman practicing the "rhythm" method of birth control:
A mother
She must have bobbed when she should have ducked!
Duck Soup
Let us lodge with my fleas in the . . . er . . . let us flee to my lodge in the hills ! ! !
-- G. Marx
William of Orange
Melvin of Grapefruit
Pussycat, pussycat
I love you
Yes I do
The pussycat's buddy the OWL IS COMING , DUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl, too late
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl, too late
depends on what "this" is.
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
