Driving that train
high on cocaine
Casey Jones you'd better
watch your speed
warp 69, scotty - and step on it
Second verse, same as the first
(I'm 'Enery the Eighth I am, 'Enery the Eighth I am I am...)
King Louis was the King of France
Before the Revolution
Then he got his head cut off
It spoilt his constitution
"Let them eat cake" (or King Louis's head

)
OK Scotty very funny ..... now beam me down my clothes!
What's worn under the kilt, Jock?
Nuttin', laddie, it's all in good workin' order . . .
Aye ..... they even showed his crushed worm
I know the secret. The worm is the spice... the spice is the worm. It is the heart of melange!