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Tue 10 Aug, 2004 11:42 am
Four members of a family have been charged with murder for allegedly killing and eating a relative during a wedding reception -- and serving his flesh to unwitting party guests.
At the July 17 wedding of his daughter, Eladio Baule got angry with his cousin Benjie Ganay who tripped and accidentally touched the bride's bottom, said Police Inspector Perla Bacuel at Narra town in Palawan province.
A few hours later, Baule, his son Gerald, another cousin Junnie Buyot and a nephew, Sabtuari Pique, allegedly confronted Ganay, then drove him to a secluded place where they stabbed him to death, Bacuel said.
Buyot, who surrendered to police and is acting as a witness, told police they then roasted Ganay's body using coconut leaves and kerosene, Bacuel said.
Baule senior later forced Buyot to take a bite of Ganay's flesh, which he claims he threw up but was then forced at knifepoint to swallow, Bacuel said.
Buyot told police that the group returned to the party and served some of Ganay's cooked remains to guests who were still celebrating the wedding, Bacuel said.
"It was perhaps due to their drunkenness. They probably didn't know what they were eating," he said.
Buyot reported the incident several days later to a local village leader who took him to police.
Pique also surrendered, and Baule and his son were arrested.
Don't forget the A-1 Sauce! Yea, it's that important.
Did he taste like chicken?
I'm surprised nobody thought of this before. I certainly have a few relatives that ought to be eaten rather than allowed to attend family gatherings. Doesn't everyone?
Rick, I see that youre a "seasoned member" now what seasoning might that be? schlurp schlurp thhp-thhp-thhp-thhp.
A nice chianti perhaps?
Farmerman you are also a "seasoned member". For you nothing less than a '68 Bordeau
"Cousin Benjy came over yesterday for dinner. More Chianti?'
For what I know I have never eaten any of my (human) familymembers. Well, aunt Edna of course, but there's still a discussion going on whether we should consider her human or not. And than there was Fluffy ...