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2016 European Vacation

 
 
ehBeth
 
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Mon 22 Aug, 2016 09:58 pm
<tap tap>

is the microphone still on?

McGentrix
 
  2  
Tue 23 Aug, 2016 11:08 am
July 10, 2016
Everyone woke up and showered and dressed. I looked forward to breakfast as the owner had said he was going to be making it for us. We were the only guests. Get downstairs and his wife, who spoke no English, asked if we wanted omelets and 3 of said yes. Breakfast had a nice spread out already. Cereals, toast, Nutella (duh), Danish’s, coffee, tea, water… good stuff. The fraulein brought us out 3 soft boiled eggs and set them down. We looked at her and I immediately knew there was a translation error. She puts her hands over her mouth and said „Scheiße, sind diese nicht Omeletts“

She then ran back to the kitchen and we didn’t see her again. We finished breakfast and left on our way to Schloss Hohenzollern up on a hill not far away. It looks like what you would imagine a castle would look like. Rising up from the hill with towers and flags and just cool looking. Drive up the hill to the parking area and see it’s €2 to park… This started my eye twitching. “Empty your pockets!” We rounded up €1.30. Wasn’t enough… Seriously. I had hundreds of dollars in American cash on me, a credit card with an outrageous spending limit and 800+ credit scores… sorry, €2.

Fine. I will not let a small thing like this stop me. Back to the bottom of the hill there is a fancy hotel. I ask if they will swap currency for us and we are told no. There is a bank in town, try there… Ok. Drive through this po-dunk town and finally find a bank. Which doesn’t open until later in the afternoon. Ok, I will not let this get me down. Drive out to main road and a gas station. I’m a nice guy and so a lady inside says she will show me to an open bank. I am thrilled beyond thrilled. We follow her for a while and end up at a bank and it is indeed open! We go in and I ask the guy there if they can exchange some currency for us. “Are you a member?” Seriously. A guy just came in off the street with one eye twitching asking to convert American money and you’re going to ask me if I am a member?! “No, do I need to be?” long sigh…

“Are you a member?” I ask.

“Of course.”

“How about if I give you some cash, then you convert it for yourself and then give it back to me?”

“I could not do that, it would be like I was laundering money.” I really wanted to beat this guy up at this point. I knew this was not going to get us anywhere. Obviously Germany hates people. You can hear it in the language. Everyone is always sounding violent and they have words with like 80 characters that no one can pronounce…

I get in the trunk and root through baggage, I had a small bag I had been putting change. I actually found €0.70… I had €2!!! We can park the car now. Drive back up the hill, keep in mind that this all took about an hour, and I hand over my hand full of coins. Park and go inside the tickets/ souvenir booth. They also had cold water and a WC, I find out that we can pay for tickets and a tour book with a credit card! But, the shuttle the rest of the way up the hill was cash only.

My other eye developed a twitch.

So, let there be no misunderstanding here, I am old, out of shape and have bad arthritis in both hips. I’ve already been putting the miles on getting about and now I have to climb a mountain. &@$*. Ok, I got this. Load up on water and off we go. This was my idea after all. It’s not my family’s fault Germany doesn’t take real money. Uphill hurts after a while. Breathing hard, huffing and puffing along we eventually get to the gates. I am proud to say that no one passed us on the way up at least.

What a great castle this is! Has a long spiral to get in that goes underground which means cool air. Was a great way to end that hike. You can take a look online and see what all the castle has to offer, the super, duper highlight was my daughter getting an actual Prussian flag. She was soooo happy. The other thing was talking to our tour guide, we mentioned where we from and she was familiar with the area as that was where Baron von Steuben was buried. He is a famous Prussian that help us win independence from them nasty Brits and their bad weather. I had actually taken my family to his memorial and grave site so my daughter and the tour guide got on famously. Lots of pictures later we found ourselves on the downhill trail back to the car.

From there we head south into Switzerland! The weather was getting continuously worse the further south we drove. This was unfortunate. The foothills of the Alps loomed before us. Keep in mind that the high peaks of the Adirondacks were the tallest mountains my kids had ever seen. So, the foothills looked big. Little did they know what loomed a head. I mean if they could see through the clouds that loomed overhead. It was interesting that just as Swiss cheese is filled with holes, so are its mountains. So many tunnels getting to Interlaken. We also got to take some nice switchback roads up one mountain and down the other side. The scenery was amazing. We stopped often and just looked at the valleys and the green and the waterfalls and the lakes. Taking pictures at one spot my son got a little close to the edge and slipped right down the slope about 20 feet. Right through some nettles. Poor kid. He’s allergic to everything. By the time he followed the trail around back to the car his whole right arm was covered in blisters. Gave him a Benadryl and wrapped his arm up in a wet towel.

Get to Interlaken and it was finally raining. Get to our hotel and the manager lady was explaining to an Indian couple about their cancellation policy… Oh boy… Much like the hotel in Germany, I was off by a night at this hotel as well. She was not as lenient as the Germans were. She charged me for the previous night as well as tonight, but she upgraded our rooms and charged the lowest price. This let the Indian couple off the hook and the manager proceeded to try to get them to leave.

Unload everything and we go for a walk about in Interlaken. Right smack dab in the middle of town is a casino and a Hooters restaurant. Crazy, right? We walked up to the other end of the main street and then headed back down to the other end towards the hotel. We stop in a store and the sky just opened up. Lightning, thunder and buckets of rain. Sales lady kept trying to sell us stuff. We ended up buying 3 t-shirts (one for all of us except mom) and a pair of Swiss Army sunglasses for my son. They had the Swiss Army backpack that I wanted to buy but it was $200… The rain was not letting up so we decided we would just have to get wet after spending 30 minutes I this store. We weren’t really that far from the hotel. After walking under awnings as far as we could we just had to get wet. The kids decided they would run ahead but I wasn’t sure they’d know where the hotel actually was! My wife and I get to the hotel and there are no wet foot prints or sign of the children at all… Now my wife starts the worrying thing. What if…

Ok, I get it. I will go drive around and see if I can find them. The town isn’t really all that large and there aren’t that many roads. Drive round all the roads and I see no sign of them. Seriously there are only like 5 roads they could have been on so I drive back and go inside. I tell my wife we should go check their room. We go upstairs and yup, they were in their room the whole time. They didn’t want to get the floor wet so they took their shoes off in lobby. Thus no sign in the lobby they were there. Ok, everyone is safe, we’ll get up the next day and go to Lauterbrunnen and then to Milan.
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McGentrix
 
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Tue 23 Aug, 2016 11:09 am
@ehBeth,
Sorry, writing this at work when I get time. Some days I have more time then others.
cicerone imposter
 
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Tue 23 Aug, 2016 11:18 am
@McGentrix,
That's okay. Keep em coming, and thank you for sharing your journey.
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ossobucotemp
 
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Tue 23 Aug, 2016 11:25 am
@McGentrix,
Great to read again!
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saab
 
  1  
Tue 23 Aug, 2016 11:38 am
Really enjoy this very much.
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McGentrix
 
  2  
Mon 29 Aug, 2016 09:25 am
July 11, 2016
What a nice breakfast they had at this hotel. It had a very personal feel where the owner was on premises and she seemed to have a genuine interest in the wellbeing of her patrons. Nutella was present and at this point I just assumed it would be ever present.

After breakfast, we loaded up the car and headed to Lauterbrunnen where I had been as a wee lad of 8 or 9. I remember it being a sleepy town at the foot of the Eiger and the Jungfrau mountains. Giants in their own rights. It was a sleepy farmer town.

There are two ways to get there, both go to the same place, but one is the adventurous path and one is the boring path. Guess which one the GPS decided to use based on which side of town we were on… yeah, switch back one lane road up one side of a small mountain and down the other. No fear, I am an expert at this now. This road eventually joined the boring road which paralleled the rail way and slowly winded it ways through the valley.
At some point in the last 30 years, the world had discovered my little sleepy town. Mad

At the entrance to town there is a parking garage that had 9 tour buses and no shortage of cars. The main street was a cacophony of Asians and Indians and hotels and tourist shops and it just wasn’t what I wanted it to be for my kids. Plus the clouds still had not cleared out so you couldn’t really see past 100’ up. We walked around and looked at stuff regardless of the tourism take over. There is a gondola that goes to top of the Jungfrau for the small price of €120. Each. Well, anyways, I did take a picture of a waterfall that I know I have a picture of from previous visit. Kind of felt let down by both the town and the weather. So, we left and went on our way to Milan. Never been there either.

If the trip into Interlaken had windy roads over mountains and treacherous conditions, I was mistaken because the road over the Southern Alps really made that road feel like a country drive on a main street. This road had some serious pucker worthy corners and cliffs. My ass was pretty much puckered the whole way. Guard rails were basically 2’x2’ concrete blocks like every 8’ apart. I could easily squeeze my car through that. Then is straight down to the road you were just on. Add to that tour buses and tractor trailers coming down the mountain, the low clouds and just generally crappiness made the drive really bad. I think that I past a couple of mountain goats that looked at me with sense of surprise that I was still going up. Did I mention it was raining at this point? Then, you break through the clouds and there is a freaking dam that has created a lake like a million feet above sea level. Just BAM! “Let’s put a lake here!” At the very tip top was a restaurant and rest stop. Someone drove all the way up this cliff face and built stuff. Man. Who has that kind of energy?

The down side was just as bad, but foot on other pedal. Brake now instead of gas. Still switch backs, still semi’s and buses, but I could see them now. We eventually make it down into a nice valley and pull over for a break. There was a small gas station/restaurant and we decided to have food. It was really good and I wish I could remember the name of the place, but it was a train station/gas station and restaurant on the only road from Interlaken going east then south. They had a specialty dich of bread with stuff on it then cheese melted over it. It was a welcome break to not drive anymore. We still had a little mountain driving left but it wasn’t bad. We finally came out the other side and it was like we were in another country… Ha, it was Italy. Not really, we were still in Switzerland, but it was like Italian Switzerland. Architecture was very Italian, signs were in Italian and the rest stop we stopped at everything was in Italian… They took credit cards… oh how I loved this side of the Alps. Snacked up and it was all nice Highway until we reached the actual Italian border. Then OH MY GOSH. Everyone forgot how to drive. It was like a Mad Max movie. I think someone threw a bomb at us once. Ok, I exaggerate, but not as much as you’d think.

We survived the highway until we got into Milan proper. My GPS had been such a trustworthy friend. We had to drop off car in the middle of town. In most countries, they have these things on the roads like painted stripes and what that does is guide drivers as to what “lane” they should be driving in… LOL… Not in Milan. A 2 lane road can easily fit 4 cars across and 800 motorcycles. I was initially scared, like seriously thought we were going to die. We were on a 6 lane road. 2 lanes on my side, 2 “trolley” lanes in the middle and 2 lanes on the far side going the opposite direction. If there is no trolley, that becomes another lane for your side. Then the round abouts… oh man… the round abouts with stop lights and the drag race as you jockey to get to the turn you need to get off on. Every one drives these little cars. Like Fiats and SMART cars and things even smaller. And the motorcycles, scooters and mopeds obey no laws that I know of. Weaving in and out of lanes, between cars, on sidewalks, on the curb,,, After a couple miles I figured out the order in the chaos. There was actually a pattern I was able to discern to the driving and what cars got priority and who did what when. I figured it out but hear me now. I WILL NEVER DRIVE IN AN ITALIAN CITY AGAIN.

Eventually we make to our destination in one piece with all of our own paint on the car. The EuroCar drop off is next to one of the finer hotels in central Milan. There was no parking though. I drove up on the sidewalk and received a couple well intentioned gestures from the natives like they were wishing me a good day or something similar. Tell the kids to get everything out of the car and stand over there. No bear in mind that I asked them to get everything of ours out. I went in and it was like a bad 70’s movie. A skinny Italian guy with a bad comb over smoking a cigarette behind a yellow counter arguing with a fat guy about something in Italian. Arms were flailing about in wild gestures and the words were coming a mile a minute. I just stood there for a bit waiting my turn. I called Uber in the meantime for a lift to our Hotel I was tired.

Gave the guy the keys, and he gave a quick inspection and said ok. Signed it over just as the Uber got there. Take a nice, relaxing ride through town to get to our hotel which had me worried because it was a “Best Western”. Apparently, Best Western went through and just purchased a bunch of hotels and renamed them. This ended up being my favorite hotel we stayed in. We get out of the Uber and I see my son digging through his suitcase. “I think I left my wallet in the car.” *^%^… Ok, get the wife and girl child into the hotel and tell her to get checked in as we need to rush back to the car and find his wallet before a cleaner does as he easily had $300 in it… Uber? Yeah. Though this is the last one. We get back to the rental agency and explain what happened and the guy with the bad comb over leads us into the bowels of the hotel attached where the rental cars go. Lo and behold the wallet was still there. It had fallen out of his pocket into the slot between the door and the seat. Everything intact and as we get back outside the skies decided to just open up on us. Lightning striking the building right around us. Like Lightning and BOOM! No count… The rain came in buckets and we are standing under the entrance to this fancy hotel when the water just starts pouring through the lights shining down. It’s like there was a faucet. The bellhop disappeared and came back with a maintenance guy. I don’t understand Italian, but I watch this conversation go and I laughed the whole time.

“Look! The water is coming through the roof!”

Maintenance guy looks up and ceiling, moves head around a bit.’ Yep” nodding his head.

“Well, what about it? What can you do?” asked the bellhop.

Looking a bit more intently at the water pouring through the lights “I guess I could get a bucket?”

Bellhop starts waving his hands at the waterfalls “A Bucket?! There is water pouring from the lights!” waving very energetically now.

Maintenance guy looks at the bellhop and back at the lights “yeah, that’s a lot of water. We’ll need a couple of buckets.” And then leaves.

Bellhop just watches as the maintenance guy leaves and stares at the door…

It was really fun to watch. I am not sure what the actual conversation was, but that what I imagined watching it. Another rental car pulled up on the sidewalk next to us and was now blocking the entrance to the hotel. But it was pouring out. We decided to catch a cab at this point as the rain basically shut down Uber. Prices tripled and there were no cars available. Bellhop eventually gets us a cab but we have to leave our protected shelter and go to the road because of the lack of parking at EuroCar… Ends up cab was about ¼ of what Uber was charging (I later found out I had accidentally changed the car I asked Uber for on the app from a regular car to a luxury car and that was why there was a shortage and price was so high).

Finally get back to our hotel and we get checked in where we find out that both rooms were a standard queen room… Man! Just once I was hoping it would get right. But, since we can’t have both kids in the same bed and they understood that, they upgraded their room to a mini suite for same fee. Now they had a better room than I did… grumble. Laundry was free for patrons, there was a pool, a bar, and in a nice neighborhood (I guess? I mean we didn’t get mugged or anything…).

Got dry and the rain stopped and we went out for a walk and looked for a place to eat dinner. Italy, it turns out, is a bit like Spain. They have a siesta. So nothing is open in the afternoon. And restaurants don’t open until like 7pm. So, stores are open until 7 and then restaurants open after the stores close. So, walking around at 5 in the afternoon looking for a place to eat was fruitless. The area we were in was nice though. We walked for a while and then found a pizza place that was open. It was good because it started raining again. It was a relaxing dinner. We found our way back to the hotel and just spent the evening unwinding and catching up on mail and doing laundry. It was a long, but good day.

saab
 
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Mon 29 Aug, 2016 10:32 am
You are sooo good in telling things. You describing rain and I feel like I am in rain, when you drive the mountain roads I feel just as scary as I used to in the mountains.
Thank you for this story.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Mon 29 Aug, 2016 11:23 am
@saab,
Ditto for me. Wink
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ossobucotemp
 
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Mon 29 Aug, 2016 03:12 pm
I can picture it all. Your writing makes me smile. Or smile and worry and then smile again.


Time for me to add to my Osso's first trip to Italy diary. As I said somewhere on a2k, I wish more people would type up their travel diaries.
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McGentrix
 
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Mon 29 Aug, 2016 03:44 pm
@McGentrix,
http://i.imgur.com/2Y6Tk4x.jpg

I know it's big, but look at the 2 in the back ground...
ossobucotemp
 
  1  
Mon 29 Aug, 2016 04:45 pm
@McGentrix,
I can't tell re your post, odd eyes, but I can say you need to get photos down to a certain amount of pixels.
for example:
[img width=900][/img]

higher that brings trouble.

If I remember, ehBeth has said similar but uses a lower number than I do. Mine is more toward the limit of width, and that makes a fat post, but not outside of a2k screen.

McGentrix
 
  1  
Mon 29 Aug, 2016 04:55 pm
@ossobucotemp,
yeah, maybe a mod can fix that. make a thumb nail or something
ossobucotemp
 
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Mon 29 Aug, 2016 05:07 pm
@McGentrix,
I doubt they have time or patience to fix photos and a lot of us have had no clue re the even the word 'pixels', but, once you catch on, putting that clue in the Img link does work. Trust me, a clutz, even I can do it. One has to be careful to place things exactly.
McGentrix
 
  1  
Mon 29 Aug, 2016 05:16 pm
@ossobucotemp,
Oh I don't know. At the rate they have been deleting posts, I am sure someone could fix it.
ossobucotemp
 
  1  
Mon 29 Aug, 2016 05:25 pm
@McGentrix,
I'm neutral on that, presently not aware. These people are volunteers with lives.

Meantime, you could fix it yourself.

(I still like hearing about your trip, even if we argue.)
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ehBeth
 
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Mon 29 Aug, 2016 07:48 pm
@McGentrix,
McGentrix wrote:

http://i.imgur.com/2Y6Tk4x.jpg

I know it's big, but look at the 2 in the back ground...




I inserted width=650

[img width=650]
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McGentrix
 
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Thu 1 Sep, 2016 01:30 pm
July 12, 2016

This hotel was a really nice one. The breakfast area was all the way on the top floor and you could eat outside if you wanted to. They had a great spread of the usual breakfast foods. I was getting used to the idea of lunch meat for breakfast at this point. I gave a nod to the giant 32oz Nutella jar. Never seen one that large.

Today was shopping in Italy day! The one thing my wife wanted to do on this trip was go shopping for Italian leather and gold in Italy. So today the plan was to visit the Duomo di Milano and all the high end boutiques that surrounded that area. It was a shopping mecca for every designer you had ever heard of including her favorite Salvatore Ferragamo.

I decided that we would use the subway to get around Milan. It was inexpensive and easy to use according to the brochures and we had a stop right outside the front door of the hotel. We descend the stairs and enter a new, fascinating world. It’s like straight out of “The Time Machine”. It’s dirty, full of Morlocks and police men. The way you get tickets is via machine set up in rows with a line at each one that was actually working. 3 machine, each side was capable of dispensing tickets but only 2 lines… That’s right, 4 machines were down. The machines were right next to the booth were an operator would sit, but instead housed 3 very large men who I assumed with some kind of law enforcement. One guy’s biceps were like a tree trunk. There were machine guns against one wall… yeah, welcome to thunderdome!

I don’t know about you, but I have the unique ability to always choose the wrong line when I queue up for things like this. We wait patiently as the lady in front of the line is getting more and more frustrated at the ticket machine. I notice that a few people in the back of my line are starting to migrate over to the remaining line and watching the lady argue with the machine. In exasperation, she actually kicked it and went over and just started screaming at the guys in the booth. Arms were all over the place and she was just going off on them. They let her through the gate and she stormed off. The guys in the booth were all laughing as she left. I’d love to know what she was saying. The guy in the front of the line, and also in front of us was now trying to get a ticket and I realize that the line is now just that guy and my family. The entire line behind us has now moved to the remaining machine that was working… I just watched and hoped that it would start working for him… It didn’t.

We just walked over to the other line and waited and though it took a while we did eventually get tickets and on to the subway. The subway stand was around 590 degrees Celsius. We stood there waiting for the train with a couple hundred of our new friends. When the train came, it was nearly full, and we literally had to push to get on as I didn’t want to get separated from anyone. I could have used a plunger. It was like a Japanese train. Just chocked full to the brim and who knew where these people were all getting off…The only saving grace was that the train was air conditioned and all one tube. No doors between cars, just that accordion thing. It was like a giant worm. So there we were all crammed in with the rest of Milan and people just kept piling in for 3 more stops when we reached some kind of central station because the worm just exhaled and ¾ of the people got off the train. The rest of the ride to the Duomo was nice. We even had seats.

When you come out from the underground, you are standing right next to this giant, white marble, ancient Sony Ad… They had this billboard attached to the cathedral that was easily 50’ tall and they had taken a picture of what was covered and used it as a back drop on the billboard so it looked like the cathedral, but it wasn’t. This cathedral was massive. It amazes me that structure like this survived the many ravages of wars that have taken place in Europe. Looking back now and looking into it, it didn’t survive intact, but it held up well enough.

The courtyard surrounding the Duomo was equally massive and the sun had decided to make an appearance raising the surface temperature to that just below what could be considered “rare” if we were steak. Hiding in shadows and avoiding the sun seemed like a good idea. Next to the Duomo is an equally impressive structure called the Galleria Vittorio Emanuelle II. Man I love Italian architecture and names. You just don’t see places called that in America. We get “West Gate Mall” or plaza or something. This was one of the shopping plazas around Milan. Same stores as elsewhere.

On the other side though was a small “Piazza della Scala” that had a great statue of Leonard da Vinci. I hope you understand just how great an individual Leonardo was. I do and I treid to get my family to as well. I loved that his statue appeared to be looking down at us and pondering just why we had become so dumb. He was totally judging us and our current civilization. The world needs another Leonardo da Vinci and fewer Leonardo di Capprio’s…

The blocks surrounding us were ALL of the stores. Each designer had a retail shop. We walked every gosh darn street oh’ing and aw’ing at the stores and all the incredibly expensive things. There were some art exhibits we looked at, we had gelato, and we had disappointment. There was not a single “good” leather store and not a single Italian Gold place. It was still a ton of fun though but the sun had beat us down after a couple hours of walking around. We decided to head back to the hotel and rest. They had a pool… We took the subway back to our hotel and some of us took a nap while some of us swam and played a bit more.

Dinner that night was to be Italian food. I mean we were in Italy right? They had to have Italian food. Knowing that going before 7 o’clock would be useless, we waited and I asked the concierge where a good place to go was. Turns out there was a nice restaurant just down the block from the hotel. Pretty convenient. A lot of Italians like to eat outside and smoke.

Everywhere you go in France and Italy there are people outside eating and smoking. I wonder if a tourism board hires a certain percentage of people in each country and just have them sit outside and smoke.
“Hey Jacques, ‘ow was work today?”

“Eet was good Antonio, I ate and smoked at tres places today.”

“That is wonderful Jacques. I almost ran out of cigarettes but Pierre was there to save me.”

The place was Ok, we sat all the way in the back. I don’t remember what we had, but it wasn’t horrible, but it wasn’t remarkable either. We talked a lot about the day and sat there for a while. We all knew that when we went back to hotel, that would be the end of the day. Tomorrow we would be taking a train to Rome, the final destination of our trip.

We eventually did get back and had one last load of laundry. The dryers were not the best in the world. Just kind of made things hot and damp. But, given enough time they did work. Had a good night’s sleep.
ossobucotemp
 
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Thu 1 Sep, 2016 02:03 pm
Nutella - turns out you can make you own if you so wish. I copied the recipe once, but never did it. Haven't tasted it for years, but a2k did have a serious Nutella thread a bunch of years ago. I think it did, anyway.

Interesting good read, yet again.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Thu 1 Sep, 2016 04:21 pm
@McGentrix,
Did you guys visit Teatro alla Scala? It's full of the history of classical musicians and musical instruments.
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