@FBM,
Well then, ask them to come to you. They will sit, and you will have tamed The Beast of 666, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Beast, Satan, Trump, and the New York Yankees, we will worship you....maybe not so much, but we will mean it for awhile, hosanna to the highest, the cats will obey because they know they are smarter than humans, hahahahahahahahah aha you can fool them.