Up yours

Try orally...

Well, all right, Lead, but what does it taste like

With the right BBQ sauce anything tastes Great!

Lead you've once again made my day

Once again, I have no idea what this means:
What other form can Prep H be other than as a suppository?

Wiping, Rag, it comes also in cream form from the rollup tube, forgive terrible pun

oh ok! but that gets at the outers..and the suppository gets at the innards.

what about 55 of these objects? what's that mean?

It comes in a box of 56

oh ok. I get it. what a pain in the arse.

I remember some sage medical advice about drinking more water and cut down on caffeine and acidic foods.

Actually I'm told, it feels good up in there. Inserting it, however it's gotta be pushed clear in, 'way up, lest it slip out

....also, I understand, incomplete asswipe

I seemed to luck out to get past that stage of health stuff.. Drinking water regularly helped me the most. Also, lots of fiber...but I must admit chewing on a those oak logs is no easy task.

I refuse to help you in any way with this conundrum.

But you said it would be a kindness to help people with their choices.

****, wrong thread...

Lead, thrice in succession you've again made my day

Maybe 3 consecutive days

Have you thought about dividing them up and wrapping them up for Holiday gifts? Also you could give them to your paperboy, the garbage collectors, mailman or anybody you think deserves a special treat. I think Martha Stewart has suggested this novel way to share useful items. She said it was a "Good Thing".

Thanks Glit, great idea

Not about the suppositories dale, but your condition...

Do you use witch hazel down there after moving your bowels.

If you don't, go out right now and buy some.

They will keep the hems from reoccuring. Use it every time, not just when you have a flare up.

Also, not just hydration, but something that will build bulk in your intestestions.

Get some chia seeds for this. Stir a teaspoon into a glass of water, tea, juice. In a few minutes the substance around them will turn into a gel. I love putting it into some green tea, and sipping with a straw.
You can certainly do more if you like, but start off with a teaspoon. A lot of people just put the chia seeds dry into yogurt and other foods. I feel it's important and more beneficial to let them soak up fluids first, so it hits your system in that form.

Doing these 2 things, the witch hazel and chia seeds, have kept me from having this problem for a least a decade now.

Actually the entire reason for the cream was the external phenomena. (Owing partly to the local drought I had cut bathing to only 2 days the week)

In fact Chai that sounds tasty, chewy, even if not needed in that internal way

Well, cleansing yourself with tissue and witch hazel will help mightly, and you will end up not needing the cream at all.

Re the chewyness of chia seeds. not too sure about that. They are really tiny. have you seen them?

I would say they are about the size of poppy seeds. I just know tasted some dry for the first time, and unfortunatley they don't taste like poppy seeds.

Sure, put them dry into something if you like, but make sure you drink a good amount of fluids with them.

Here are pictures of the seeds dry, and after they've been in fluid for a few minutes...



See how they form a gel below? Maybe you could soak them in water, tea or juice, and add to your yogurt.



Now I've got seeds stuck to my teeth. Yuck.

A teaspoon or so in a glass if fluid ends up looking like this. That's why I drink it with a straw, to keep it stirred up.