Another open letter to Mac/Apple

... to the routine writers, a typical example, "expect4d"

Fellas that's a misspelling of "expected," and the reason the "e" is replaced by a "4" is their proximity on the keyboard

Oops, "proximity" means closeness. But then you perhaps don't touch type

Guys you just hafta hire EdR writers with IQ's exceeding 43

No, no, fellas, "hasta" means "has to," where "hafta" means "have to"

Or did you suppose I'm speaking Spanish