The Satirical Spiritual Limerickal Thread

A joint they call "Able2Know"
Has some members who, well, really blow...
They huff and they puff...
Spouting all kinda stuff...
Just like Sally, my ho.

Einstein had one major vice.
An obsession with ‘God playing dice’.
Relativity wise,
We can also surmise,
His cousin was more than just ‘nice’.

Newton rejected ‘The Trinity’
(A problem for one handling infinity).
And ‘Trinity’ Cambridge,
Might eject him from college,
Worse ....no Fellow would invite him to tea!

On many the threads by and by
We've pondered The How and The Why
To garner a clue, though
Read that Corner called 'Pseudo'
(Fresco knows it - it's in 'Private Eye')

True !

On spiritual threads where we gird
Argumentative loins, to be heard,
Imur muses knowing
That hot air is blowing.
He prefers a less heated cross word.

When Romeo frequented these shores,
Many had set him to ignore
He didn't like fundies,
and quoted scriptures out of his undies
but at least he wasn't a bore