patiodog wrote:All right, all right...
I'd like to apologize to S and A for plowing S one last time before dumping her for good. Bad form, that. (I blame the booze.)
I'd like to apologize to E for vomiting in her bathroom and then passing out on her kitchen floor, and then disappearing the next morning. Bad form, that. (I blame the booze.)
I'd like to apologize to C for trying to get her to bed with myself and S. While I feel that it would have been a grand time for all, it was bad form. That. (I blame the booze.)
I'd like to apologize to the ground squirrel I stepped on when I was ten. He was supposed to dart the other way. (I blame the booze.)
I'd like to apologize to my father for defecating all over him the first time he held me. Bad form, that. (I'd blam the booze.)
That's the spirit, patiodog! You've really thought hard about all this!
Don't you feel all sort of contrite & CLEANSED now?
Er, you don't think you have a wee bit of a problem with the booze do you? :wink: