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The A2K "Sorry" thread - Apologise here!

 
 
msolga
 
Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 07:38 am
Printed below is part of an article I read in my paper this morning. Apparently thousands in the UK are logging on to a new web site to say "sorry" for any number of different things.


"When Jay Rayner started an apology website to help flog his new novel, The Apologist, he may have underestimated the British appetite for self-flagellation.

Certainly, he expected a few friends to log in. But after a few weeks of operation, www.the-apologist.co.uk has turned into a national clearing-house for wrongs new and ancient, trifling and profound.

Thousands of Brits have fronted up to say sorry.

To a minister of state in Her Majesty's Government... I'm very sorry, I had carnal relations on the desk in your office with your private secretary... oh, and on your settee as well!" declares one supplicant

Calum: I'm sorry mate, about you being carted off to that psychiatric hospital," begins a more contrite correspondent, Rooster, who is apologising to a childhood friend for stitching him up in a youthful burglary 20 years ago.

"Alison: I'm sorry I didn't marry you," writes the heart-rending but concise C.

Another contributor confesses to responsibility for the giant and unflushable poo which horrified co-workers in his building 10 years ago.

Another confesses to doing something awful to food destined for Margaret Thatcher.

Rayner, whose real job is as restaurant critic for London's , The Observer, , now finds himself increasingly tied to his new occupation; harried curator of a website which is getting out of control.

"I seem to have stumbled across something," he concedes; after all, his gimmicky venture is being visited by tens of thousands a day, and apologies are being logged thick and fast. ......."

So why not start an A2K APOLOGY THREAD, I thought?
Here's your chance to say sorry to anyone you might ever have wronged or offended! Get the guilt off your chest & feel much better!
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 07:42 am
OK, I guess I should be the first to apologise:

Sorry, N, who had the misfortune to marry me, some years ago. What can I say? The food was awful, I made a mistake in marrying anyone at that age & I made the family pets extremely unhappy when I left.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 07:47 am
Like Yom Kippur without any chutzpah...
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 07:56 am
I would like to apologise to patiodog, but not being Jewish, I'm not quite sure of what he just meant. Confused
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 08:16 am
Hey, nothing AT ALL to apologise for?
No fib ever told?
No library book never returned?
No chewing gum stategically placed on someone's seat at primary school?
No horrendous drunken outburst?
Hmmmmmm ....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 08:27 am
All right, all right...

I'd like to apologize to S and A for plowing S one last time before dumping her for good. Bad form, that. (I blame the booze.)

I'd like to apologize to E for vomiting in her bathroom and then passing out on her kitchen floor, and then disappearing the next morning. Bad form, that. (I blame the booze.)

I'd like to apologize to C for trying to get her to bed with myself and S. While I feel that it would have been a grand time for all, it was bad form. That. (I blame the booze.)

I'd like to apologize to the ground squirrel I stepped on when I was ten. He was supposed to dart the other way. (I blame the booze.)

I'd like to apologize to my father for defecating all over him the first time he held me. Bad form, that. (I'd blam the booze.)
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 08:43 am
From the Yiddish Dictionary: Chutzpah : Colossal nerve. Theodore Bickel - who murdered his parents, then pled for mercy in court because he was an orphan - has chutzpah.

Here you can find the meaning of Yom Kippor.
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InTraNsiTiOn
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 10:43 am
I'd like to apologize to the girl with the burning hair. Sorry I didn't help put flmaes out and you had to get your hair cut short....ooops
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 12:08 pm
Shocked
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the reincarnation of suzy
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 12:34 pm
hahaha! let me think of something I can actually put in print...
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 12:40 pm
Great idea, Olga. I'll just consider my own apologies for a minute.

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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 01:10 pm
I'm thinking.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 07:47 pm
My apologies go to:

DL, for applauding your work when I and everyone else knew that it was awful.

SF, for spending three years pretending to listen to your rants.

GB, for trying to get past your guards.




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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 07:51 pm
I would like to apologize to littlek and Montana.

I stole Montana's identity in order to attempt a lesbian affair with littlek.

Afterwards, I felt dirty... and ashamed.

I hope those two women have it in their hearts to forgive me.

My life since has been a living hell.
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 08:00 pm
i'm sorry i read gustav's last post...............
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 08:01 pm
I have a question. What's the point of apologizing if we don't know whether our apologies will be accepted?

As for me, I spent entirely too many years apologizing for things that weren't my fault. I'm all apologized-out.
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the reincarnation of suzy
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 08:01 pm
hahaha! Smile
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 08:01 pm
I'm sorry that I offended pueo.

I thought we were tight.
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 08:07 pm
gus, trying to trick two of my favorite a2ker's tsk, tsk......might have worked though, they're not exceptionally bright Razz
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2004 08:11 pm
damn, now i gotta apologize.

sorry, sorry, sorry.........
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