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I am living in a friggin' nightmare!

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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 01:13 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
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However, nothing is more offensive to me than identity theft, gustav.


Tell that to Bert.


For now, I am Bert, and I am deeply involved with talking Cookie Monster down from a sugar high. Ernie, if that's his real name, is trying to deal with Big Bird's Snuffleupagus delusions. It's a tragic scene.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 01:17 pm
Hey, Cav, what is Ernie's hand doing in that photo and why are his eyes bulged out?

You two got something goin' on down there?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 01:21 pm
Maybe Ernie, if that's his real name does. Please note my clearly furrowed brow.
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 02:50 pm
Yikes - is this a result of O'Bills' "improved circulation"? Surprised
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 04:07 pm
What can we DO to help you?!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 04:20 pm
Ahh...that feels better. It's after 6, and the shotgun combined with the sign seemed to work. This outfit is way more comfortable.
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Gala
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 04:34 pm
beloved gus, occam bill is cute, it's the penis in his mouth that concerns me.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 04:43 pm
Me and you both, Gala... me and you both.

I'm dying here. Looking at the world through a Republican cheesehead's eyes is a very draining experience.

It's like a slow, agonizing death.

I have just dipped my head into a vat of acid and left it submerged for several minutes -- nothing -- Bill's face is still there.

I want to die.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 04:54 pm
gus, put this on -- quick! you'll feel better...

http://www.spookshop.com/images/scarymasks/pinhead%20skull.jpg
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the reincarnation of suzy
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 05:16 pm
Wink Ooh baby!
Gus, Bill is gonna kill you when he wakes from his drunken stupor!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 06:46 pm
I'm not worried about Bill. I just want to get rid of this friggin abominable face of his. I was planning on getting laid tonight. Fat chance of that happening if I'm toting around this countenance.
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the reincarnation of suzy
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 07:16 pm
heh heh I was almost tempted to make you a proposition there. Embarrassed
Do you like my haircut?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 07:46 pm
Gus would not have approved of your haircut. Bill, on the other hand, looks upon it and feels a stirring in his groin.
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 07:52 pm
*shaking my head sadly*
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 07:54 pm
Lighten up, onyxelle.
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the reincarnation of suzy
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 07:54 pm
hahaha! Bill is back and on one of my threads. better watch out, Gus!
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 08:09 pm
i can't any lighter Gussie boy, I got a tan this week - oh yes I did. I like your new face, but am sure it doesn't suit you at all honey.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 08:37 pm
Drop the cigar and comb what's left of your hair. Might as well try to make the most of it.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 08:47 pm
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I like your new face, but am sure it doesn't suit you at all honey.


You got that right.
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the reincarnation of suzy
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2004 08:59 pm
LOL! Nick, you're just evil!
I'm changing back to my gorgeous self now!
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