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Sat 24 Jul, 2004 04:02 am
I woke up this morning and walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth. The reflection staring back at me in the cabinet mirror caused me to drop my toothbrush and let out a blood-curdling scream. I dropped on the floor and wept. What has happened to me? It's horrible!
I went into town to seek help from my friends. The women shunned me, the men laughed, and a couple of friggin dogs bit me!
What sort of god would play such a cruel trick on me? If I have to go through life with Occom Bill's face, well... I won't. I refuse.
I will fall down on my pitchfork.
God, I'm hurting right now.
Crikey, look what happened to me. Where the hell was I last night? I hope it's only temporary.
I would say, 'this is what you get for partying with Kicky, friends.' Yet, these transformations are just too freaky to dismiss. (Incidentally, Cav, are you both of them, or just one?)
Would you please push your hair back off your forehead!
And stand up straight!
Joe
I'm the one on the left, with the pointy head.
Gus
You're absolutely right to be distressed. O'Bill's head doesn't suit you at all! ... In conflict with the overalls for a start. Not your style.
Cav
What on earth have you been cooking & eating in that kitchen of yours to do THIS to yourself? Stop it immediately!
I think both of you should take a break ... A holiday in some soothing place where stress is not possible, OK?
Well, I should at least keep the avatar for the day, to inspire hilarity.
and stop smelling that cigar...you don't know where it's been....
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:and stop smelling that cigar...you don't know where it's been....
It does look suspiciously...brown, doesn't it?
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:and stop smelling that cigar...you don't know where it's been....
... Wise advice.
If you are the point-headed yellow one, who is the orange haired one nuzzled next to you?
That's the problem, I have no idea, drom. All I know is that he's eating all the yogurt, and his feet smell.
He sounds evil. Perhaps we should pair him off with someone equally as bad. Hmm; who could that be?
Why, oh why?! < looks at the sky > Oh well, than just
look here.
I was tempted to just ignore this thread, lest the beastly change be contagious, but then I realized how silly that would be! Of course it couldn't be contagious! Gus, you poor, poor man. Maybe if you take a nap, you'll wake up and be back to your own devastatingly handsome and studly self instead of that hideous visage. Give it a try. If that doesn't work, don't use the pitchfork, just grab a paper bag and put that on your new, horrible head. Above all, don't worry; your charming personality and love of kittens will surely shine through, and the townspeople will stop following you with torches soon. In the meantime, blacken your mirrors lest your poor heart should fail with the shock!
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