The next time you see someone reading a newspaper, consider the following:
The WALL ST. JOURNAL is read by the people who run the country.
The NY Times is read by people who think they run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.
USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand the Washington Post. However, they do like their smog statistics shown in pie charts.
The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and IF they didn't have to leave L.A. to do it.
The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and really don't care, as long as they can get a seat on the train.
The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it, but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for.
The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.
The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery stores.
c.i.
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