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Ask the Magic Infinity-ball a yes-or-no question, to yourself or out loud,
then press to see the Magic Infinity-ball's mystically-inspired answer.

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I asked "Will I ever get married?" and it said "Sources say no."

Then I asked Will I die someday?" and it said "no chance".

Cool!

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You're an immortal, Kicky! Very Happy

Beat this one, though. I am apparently the living possessor of the spirit of Trotsky, who will lead a revolution against 'Watches of Switzerland,' only to die by being hit in the stomach by a banana. At least, 'signs point to yes.'

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Ha! I was wondering if anybody else was going to try the infinity ball. It's powers are mysterious and incomprehensible. Death by banana...that's gonna be tough. Smile

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I asked it all the pertinent questions!!! ...Oh well, such is life.

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kickycan wrote:

Ha! I was wondering if anybody else was going to try the infinity ball. It's powers are mysterious and incomprehensible. Death by banana...that's gonna be tough.

Knowing my life, the Infinity Ball's verdict is quite close to the truth. Can we swap decisions?

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drÃ²m_et_rÃªve wrote:

kickycan wrote:
Ha! I was wondering if anybody else was going to try the infinity ball. It's powers are mysterious and incomprehensible. Death by banana...that's gonna be tough.

Knowing my life, the Infinity Ball's verdict is quite close to the truth. Can we swap decisions?

No way! Immortality is so cool! I now have no fear of terrorists killing me anymore, and I have started smoking twice the amount I used to! Laughing

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! You'll go mad with grief, though, thinking of the fair one whom you could have saved if only you had swapped fates.

Still, you'd probably prefer the cigarettes.

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I'm not going to win the lottery, but I am going to be the next President of the United States ("It is decidedly so").

I think I'd rather win the lottery. Laughing

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LOL@firefly Smile

I am 'most likely' going to marry again and die, but it is doubtful I'll move to America or write a best-seller. It's pretty negative on my kids' careers - no promotion for number One son, most unlikely for number Two to get a good job, and most unlikely for number Three (studying law) to become a lawyer. Very doubtful I'll win the lottery. Jeez, I wish I'd never started Sad

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O no, Clary; those are very depressing fates. But, they can't be true unless your sons themselves consult the ball, not you. Perhaps there is light at the end of the tunnel. I bet that it would agree that you will become a best-selling novelist in a country beginning with U!

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Uruguay?

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Yay, Uruguay! Or Uzbekistan, perhaps. One has to keep one's options open!

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I tried that. It said 'Reply hazy, try again.' In the end it said 'It is decidedly so', which is patently absurd since I don't intend to write a best-selling novel, or indeed a novel of any description!

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Your opinions will change. The Oracle is mightier than feelings. It is even mightier than Dijon mustard.

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Ah, perhaps it is your memoirs which will bring you fame. Of course, they may also cause you to lose all of your friends. Laughing

But fortune and fame will guarantee you lots of new friends. Not to mention limitless opportunities for self indulgence.
Don't fight the power of the Magic Ball. Cool

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I asked the ball if I'd ever find true love. It said I could count on it.

I then asked it if I would ever find a man I could stand to be around. It said "My sources say no".

I'd like to know who it's sources are and what they've been saying about me!!

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Hey firefly, for whom are myself and this person called fame guaranteeing lots of new friends? I don't think I like you promising my services without my prior knowledge.

Of course, for Clary or drom I'm always ready to be of service.

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Sorry, fortune. Does that mean I am a friend of Mis fortune now? Crying or Very sad

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You can be my friend if you like, but I prefer to be known as Ms. Fortune or even Lady Luck. Be nice and you'll always find yourself in fortunes favour (to bad for gus or kicky then), just try never to become fortunes fool.

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