Kissing Quiz

Score: 22
My percentage: 110%

Trounce! It's a silly test, but it was fun.

30% - Trainable Novice?

Um, where's my trainer?

Uh oh, better fire up the Bear signal....

Score: 15
Analysis: Virtual Valentino
Virtual Valentino

Congratulations -you've really got it down when it comes to being an unforgettable kisser. A legendary lover, you've no doubt got a long line of wishful kissees just waiting to try a little mouth-to-mouth with you. You've got the passion plus the panache, the style plus the sensuality guaranteed to make any sweetie swoon at the very thought of a chance to kiss irresistible you.

This quiz is deceptive in the fact that there may be more than one answer. For example, when I kiss I close my eyes AND think of getting to the hotter stuff. Also, I may do other things than the options they provide. Kissing is much simpler and more complicated than they suggest.

Nickie's right..

I got 50%...but that's not true...because damn it. I agree with MANY of the answers and at various times.

If you want to be a Virtual Valentino like the lovely drom, just follow these simple steps:

1) When you are kissing, do you:
Gaze at your partner

2) Before kissing, you: Put on a clean pair of underwear

3) The first time you kiss someone, you:
Place your hand on their cheek and slowly pull them toward you

4) The best place for kissing is:
Anywhere and everywhere

what we REALLY need is a $&^$#^*#ing quiz/meter :-)

Put on a clean pair of underwear before kissing? "Excuse me sweatheart. Before we kiss there's something I must do..."

if the person were beautiful, they'd already be wearing clean underwear

Bah, only people who are afraid to die in horrible accidents wear clean underwear.

Score 26

percentage 150%

Bravo!--You would make Cassanova proud. Kissing is an art form to you, and you are a brilliant artist. You are obviously an incredibly passionate, imaginative, and experienced kisser. You should give lessons to others, and share your great gift with the world.

liar lol

Total liar, but nice try, kicky. Anything over a certain score results in the same answer in the original post. Here's my dilemma. When kissing, I like slow and steady, but when beating, I like fast and furious, so the statement "slow and steady always beats fast and furious" confuses me.

You don't believe me? I guess this means you won't be enrolling in my kissing class then. Drom took my class, and look how well she turned out. You should consider it. Of course, I'm talking only to the women here.

Yeah, the thought of having to kiss you kinda disgusts me. However, the fact that you would charge me for it creeps me out even more.

Another variable that the creator of this quiz overlooked was WHO you are kissing.

My score was not too impressive, but when me and my sister are making out, run for cover!

Talk about fireworks!

umm... Gargamel... That's disgusting.

15


Your percentage:




75%



Your Analysis:


Virtual Valentino
Congratulations -you've really got it down when it comes to being an unforgettable kisser. A legendary lover, you've no doubt got a long line of wishful kissees just waiting to try a little mouth-to-mouth with you. You've got the passion plus the panache, the style plus the sensuality guaranteed to make any sweetie swoon at the very thought of a chance to kiss irresistible you.

Wohoo!! A four question multiple choice exam proves what I've always known. I'm descended from Venus!!! (Hey, I like oysters...)

I'm trying to picture that. It would help if you were a woman instead of a big jar of kool-aid, and if your sister was really hot...