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New Drink Claims To Harden The Sex Drive

 
 
Col Man
 
Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 03:40 pm
STIFF DRINK GOING ON SALE

A new soft drink being launched in Britain claims to be able to harden the sex drive.

Energy 69 is to be launched using Page 3 models amid claims it is like "Viagra in a bottle".


The American brand has already been a huge hit in the US where it is used as mixer with spirits.

It is being launched in Britain this summer as an alternative to energy drinks like Red Bull.

And to lure drinkers, makers are adding in the claim it beefs up the libido.

Advertising watchdogs have warned the company to be wary about any links made between the drink and sexual performance.

As the drink will be sold in pubs, they want it to be marketed sensibly.

Energy 69 is expected to sell for less than £1 in shops and about £1.50 in pubs.

It contains aphrodisiac supplements Guarana and Goat Weed, both believed to improve the sex drive.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 04:10 pm
Can you use it a s a mixer? This way I can get drunk and still get it up! What an idea!
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 04:56 pm
Yeah, sure. Soon my computer will be swamped with silly ads and it'll sex up my hard drive, instead.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 07:00 pm
Another "energy" drink that will have a great placebo affect.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jul, 2004 08:16 pm
I have never seen this on the shelf. What's it called in America?
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kev
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2004 04:17 am
No doubt another con like red bull "energiser" drink

you would think that 100 years after shysters got rich selling "cure all" elixirs that the public would have learned wouldn't you?

I happened onto some shopping channel the other day and Victoria Principal was selling some snake oil to remove wrinkles from your skin, Yea right!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2004 10:51 am
My roomate is a Red Bull salesman, he opens accounts at bars/clubs. He hears the dumbest excuses from bar owners who don't want it in their bar: "I don't want Red Bull because it will start fights," or "I don't want somebody dying."

Hello, what do you primarily sell, retard? Alcohol? But you're worried about a sugar/caffiene drink? Might as well pull Coke and Pepsi off the shelves, because it has the same effect. There's no special ingredients in these energy drinks, it's just marketing.
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Col Man
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2004 05:09 pm
i agree
the only thing different in red bull is taurine which is a mild stimulant like caffeine but i heard if you drink a vast amount of red bull it can be harmful but i dont know....i never tried
but i have sunk a few 'red bulls and vodkas' in my time and ive never had a fight after them...
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Zee
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jul, 2004 06:58 pm
Re: New Drink Claims To Harden The Sex Drive
Col Man wrote:
STIFF DRINK GOING ON SALE

A new soft drink being launched in Britain claims to be able to harden the sex drive.

Energy 69 is to be launched using Page 3 models amid claims it is like "Viagra in a bottle".


The American brand has already been a huge hit in the US where it is used as mixer with spirits.

It is being launched in Britain this summer as an alternative to energy drinks like Red Bull.

And to lure drinkers, makers are adding in the claim it beefs up the libido.

Advertising watchdogs have warned the company to be wary about any links made between the drink and sexual performance.

As the drink will be sold in pubs, they want it to be marketed sensibly.

Energy 69 is expected to sell for less than £1 in shops and about £1.50 in pubs.

It contains aphrodisiac supplements Guarana and Goat Weed, both believed to improve the sex drive.
[QUOTE] I think at least Energy 69 is an alternative to the typical bitter, medicinal tasting energy drinks that are on the market, personally I like it's non-carbonated apple-pear passion fruit taste with low sodium compare to other brands, what tthey are advertising "It beefs up the libido" that means one can a day, honey won't go away, if this is the case, sure I wanna 69 every day twice a day
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Galilite
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jul, 2004 11:51 pm
Sounds like those energy drinks work by self-suggestion.
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answer man
 
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Reply Sun 8 Aug, 2004 07:38 pm
kev wrote:
you would think that 100 years after shysters got rich selling "cure all" elixirs that the public would have learned wouldn't you?


Lighten up, kev, and ask the more important questions: What's in it that is so different, and why should I believe it?

Of course it tastes better than other energy drinks, so if you're already in the market for a product such as this you'll be happy with the apple-pear flavor.

As for it's energy-drink appeal, it contains Taurine (the same active ingredient as Red Bull and others) which is an amino acid found naturally in the brain, heart, and central nervous system. It helps to control blood flow and in several countries is successfully used to treat heart conditions. Look it up. You'll like learning about Taurine.

L-Carnitine is another amino acid that transforms fatty acids into energy in the body. It naturally increases energy levels and muscle strength.

Guaraná has been used for hundreds of years by Indians as a general tonic for the body and as a source of energy. Guaraná acts on the central nervous system to prevent fatigue and break down lactic acid from muscle stress.

Vitamin B-12 metabolizes carbohydrates, increases bodily energy and keeps blood cells healthy.

Ribose, a naturally occurring pentose sugar allows the body to quickly replenish lost ATP, the body's primary energy-carrying molecule. Taken Ribose before, during and after high-intensity exercise will help maintain high energy levels and provide peak performance.

Green Tea Extract has been widely used in China for hundreds of years. It's a natural anti-oxidant that helps the body cleanse itself of unhealthy cells and bacteria.

As for the libido-enhancing aspect of Energy 69, Horny Goat Weed is a natural product that people have used to boost libido, enhance erectile function, and increase energy for more than two thousand years.

The Damiana Leaf, grown mostly in Mexico and Central America, has been used for nearly half a millenium as an enhancer to lovemaking. It is thought to act as an aphrodisiac, antidepressant, tonic, diuretic, antitussive, and mild laxative. It has been used for such conditions as depression, anxiety, sexual inadequacy, debilitation, bed-wetting, amenorrhea, gastric ulcers, and constipation. In Mexico, the plant also is used for asthma, bronchitis, neurosis, diabetes, dysentery, dysmenorrhea, dyspepsia, headaches, paralysis, nephrosis, spermatorrhea, stomachache, and syphilis.

Guarana has been used for over 350 years as a stimulant, for pain relief, and recently to stop smoking. It's first wide usage developed in the Amazon Basin where the Maué Indians were found using it as a daily tonic/stimulant.

Why is it different? It might not be. But you have a choice in what you drink, and Energy 69 is the choice of many adults.

Why should you believe it is powerful? You shouldn't believe me any more than you should believe the weatherman, a minister, or a car salesman. Instead, you should try it for yourself and see if it makes you feel better, stronger, healther, and more virile. If so, then you can believe. If not, than move on to another product or don't buy into these products any more.

But don't cut down the entire forest simply because you've once or twice seen an ugly tree. "Shysters" aren't getting rich "selling cure all elixirs" as you say. It's just a drink that comes in a can for £1.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 9 Aug, 2004 01:28 pm
Are you kidding me? Good job selling Energy 69!!!

I'm going to go run out and buy me a few cases, ayup! I mean, Energy 69 is the choice for many adults. I'll be happy with it's apple pear flavor, fo' sho!
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