Bill Hicks

While thumbing through a magazine I noticed an article about Bill Hicks. There were a lot of funny quotes of him - which I want to share with you of course . (Translated from Dutch)

'The most amazing of the Gulfwar was the huge contrast in losses. Iraq: 150,000 dead. America: 79. Does this mean we also could have won if we had only send in 80 soldiers?'

'Bosses always said to me: 'Hicks, why aren't you working?' Me: 'There's nothing to do'. 'Than pretend that you are working'. 'O yeah, why aren't you pretending that I'm working?'

'A new party is arising: the People Who Hate People Party. 'Misanthropes unite!' 'No!' 'Are you coming?' 'Yes' 'In that case I'm not coming' 'But you are our most important member!' 'Drop dead'.