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'MESSIAH' BORN IN GERMANY

 
 
Col Man
 
Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 09:56 am
Hundreds of Muslims have inundated a German hospital after an internet site claimed the Messiah had been born.

The site claimed the new-born was being breast feed by his mother who was resurrected after dying while giving birth.


Her body had been dug up and consisted of just two breasts - the rest of her body had been burned.

Large groups of women and children are reported to come from as far afield as Holland to visit the hospital at Essen university.

Porters turned away dozens of people who demanded to see the Messiah.

"The story ended up being that there was a woman in the clinic who had given birth to the Messiah and who had died," a hospital spokesman said.

"She was later dug up and was still alive but her whole body was burned - just her two breasts were unharmed.

"Allah ordered the woman to feed the child for 40 days and then die again. This crazy story was seen by people on a Turkish internet site."

At least one person posted a message on an internet site claiming to have seen the woman.
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Col Man
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 09:57 am
THEY MUST BE DOING THE DOPE Laughing
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 09:58 am
Wild story. Do you have a link?
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 10:04 am
Man you can't f*#k with that Turkish hash.......it's the shiznit for sure.....
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 10:11 am
Phoenix32890 wrote:
Wild story. Do you have a link?


This news is more than ten days old and on most papers in the archive.
It's still (for some hour, I suppose [they featured that later]) at Spiegel online ... in German only Sad
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 10:15 am
Actually, there was just ONE message in ONE chatroom claiming such.

It has been a cheap trick by an anti-Muslim or by someone, who wanted to damage to Essen University Hospital, police believes.
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Col Man
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 10:52 am
yeah dudes i didnt make it up Smile heres the link

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-13137827,00.html

sky news website Smile fairly reliable source Wink

maybe in future as im going for the title of 'king of weird news' here on a2k id better add links to all my posts just to let you know its not my twisted mind Wink
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 11:16 am
Col Man wrote:
yeah dudes i didnt make it up Smile


Well, as said above: that has been here in the papers, too :wink:


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However, your source ends with:
German media reported that the story was a hoax.


which you unfortunately forgot to post.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 01:50 pm
Re: 'MESSIAH' BORN IN GERMANY
Col Man wrote:

Her body had been dug up and consisted of just two breasts - the rest of her body had been burned.


I guess that's all you really need...
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Col Man
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 01:53 pm
spose so..and i missed the last part...oops....hey no ones perfect Wink
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 01:54 pm
Quote:
German media reported that the story was a hoax.


At least the Germans kept their wits about them. That is the goofiest story that I have heard in many a moon!
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Col Man
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 01:59 pm
meee toooo whats worse is people actually believed it Shocked
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Miller
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 02:12 pm
Phoenix32890 wrote:
Quote:
German media reported that the story was a hoax.


At least the Germans kept their wits about them. That is the goofiest story that I have heard in many a moon!


Almost as crazy as an ad I saw in a Dog magazine, advertising psychics (PhD) who specialize in communicating with deceased dogs. Rolling Eyes
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Miller
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 02:13 pm
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NickFun wrote:
Col Man wrote:

Her body had been dug up and consisted of just two breasts - the rest of her body had been burned.


I guess that's all you really need...


Why were the breasts fire resistant? Question
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Col Man
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 02:14 pm
far out
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Col Man
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 02:14 pm
far out
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Col Man
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 02:15 pm
probably cos of the holy milk Wink
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