@izzythepush,
I worked in Ireland several yars ago, helping to "High grade" some garnet rock for industrial sandpapers. I hired several mining geologists from Glsgow nd NOBODY, even our English mining engineers who spoke perfectly, could undertand a word these guys were saying. One scots guy would give orders to my geochemist who was a woman from Manchester
" 'ell yerll lake ther grevll in e flesh ye knoow, eh less?"
(translation: Hell-youre (all) like the gravel in the flysch you know--eh lass?" (flysch is a type of rock)
Now these guys had to testify in front of an Irish "Board Planara" (a planning judiciary(kinda like a Yura Jerga, except its totally" post Magna Carta", not Sharia )
NO- FUCKIN- BODY could understand what these guys were sying. Wed all get together each night over some suds and laugh over what we think each of these highley educated (all of em were PhD's with post docs from all over the planet0 . And they were top guys in their fields. But, alas, it was like listening to R2D2