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Prostitutes prepare for Republicans

 
 
Col Man
 
Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2004 09:26 pm
As New York gears up for the Republican Convention, escort agencies in the city are preparing for a boom in business.

Thousands of Republicans, including President George Bush, will descend on the city for the pre-election rally on August 30.

As will call girls and escorts, arriving in force to supply the anticipated spike in demand from delegates.

"We have girls from London, Seattle, California, all coming in for that week," a madam at a Manhattan escort service told the New York Daily News.

"It's the week everyone wants to work."

The Republicans - also known as the Grand Old Party (GOP) - are holding their convention at Madison Square Garden.

Escorts expect to be able to command anything from £150 to £600 an hour from delegates.

"We've got everything organised - the hotels, the flights, the advertisements," said another escort service operator.

"We'll probably have 60 girls that week instead of the usual 30."

Meanwhile, the Democrats cannot smugly condemn the "sleazy" Republicans, since political conventions of both parties have long been seen as a boon for the sex industry.

At the 1992 Democratic convention in New York, bikini-clad female oil wrestlers dropped their tops on a flatbed truck in front of Madison Square Garden.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2004 09:50 pm
I guess the ass end of a high-class hooker is one idea that both sides of the aisle can--ahem--get behind.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2004 10:02 pm
mastercard, visa or republican american express?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2004 10:12 pm
With so many prostitutes on the loose, and the girls being the only ones honest about it, how do you tell the players without a scorecard?
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jun, 2004 07:06 pm
Think of all the wasted sperm that could've grown up to vote Republican...
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Miller
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jun, 2004 07:18 pm
Compared to NYCIty, the prostitutes of Boston look like the reps of the Salvation Army. Pity the poor hookers on the streets of Boston, trying to squeeze a quarter out of the likes of Dems like Bill and Hilary Clinton or for that matter, the "QUeen of Pickles", Teresa Heinz!
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Miller
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jun, 2004 07:21 pm
How about all the male prostitutes, roaming the streets of NY and Boston. Will they too, be playing "trick or treat"?
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 06:09 am
Miller wrote:
How about all the male prostitutes, roaming the streets of NY and Boston. Will they too, be playing "trick or treat"?


I believe it's called "hide the salami".

Why would there be any demand for gay prostitutes at the Republican National Convention? I thought Ralph Reed sold out to become a lobbyist... :wink:
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 06:58 am
I also heard today that The Bunny Ranch will be offering free whores to soldiers returning from Iraq.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 07:24 am
I do not know if this is true, but I heard on a local Boston radio show that for the DNC, they are shipping in high priced call girls from all over the world. Nothing would surprise me.

And here is an article about the local prostitutes and hopes for increased business come DNC time:
http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=32567

One excerpt -
According to Jeannette Angell, a former Boston prostitute, some local madams believe the Hub will be raining johns come late July.
``One woman I know is going to advertise the hell out of it,'' said Angell, whose memoir, ``Callgirl,'' will be published this summer. ``She's making or continuing arrangements with hotel concierges that she knows.''
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 10:04 am
If I were running an escort service, I would equip all my girls with hidden cameras, take video of all the exploits, and extort millions by threatening to release my raunchy "Politicians Gone Wild" video.
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Col Man
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2004 10:34 am
Very HappySmileWink
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jul, 2004 08:50 pm
kickycan wrote:
If I were running an escort service, I would equip all my girls with hidden cameras, take video of all the exploits, and extort millions by threatening to release my raunchy "Politicians Gone Wild" video.


You're right, kicky, you'd better title it "Politicians." If you title it "Republicans Gone Wild," nobody would bother buying it.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jul, 2004 12:05 am
Laughing
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