A Mooning, Hooning and Lairizing Digression.

That sounds so romantic! It must be getting close to Valentine's Day.

I love the poll results!

Results? We got results??? Must not be hooning properly then!

What the hay is lairizing? Is this something I have to LOOK UP?

She was a hooner as a child
Her thoughts, her actions running wild;
And now that she is old & fey
Her hooning time's too far away.

The liquor store is mine all mine;
My wheels are proud, fast and fine.
I've got the booze, I've got the car
Too bad they don't let me go so far.

Yet all in all, a price one pays,
A hooner in her early days.
Now I'm old & canna hoon
Or risk being called a silly loon.

As always.

Now I have to look up lairizing? Gotta go to work....

In my youth I hooned and hooned and hooned.
Now I have a 17, a 14 and a 12 year old.
If they hoon they get Dad's stern eye and scolding tongue.
I have been tamed, and conservatized -
Ah, but never unradicalized!

At least we have a hoony of a rabbit to guide us. Pay attention to this example and we will always know what not to do!

Wotchasaying? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

A hoon?
You loon.
Kiss by goon
ish butt.
Pffffffft! I say
Rattling the other cheek.
Kiss me, I'm irie.

Is a hooney moon anything like a honeymoon? Or a mooniehon? As for lairizing, I looked it up. Will there ever be a digression where I don't have to reach for the dictionary? Probably not.

It's too cold for mooning here. I'll hoon later. At the moment, I'm lairizing, and doing a damned good job of it.

Hellzbellz - you people!!!

Hooning is for fun, not analysis!

Get out there and do outrageous things (even if ever so mildly!) and enjoy yourselves.

Then come and tell us about them, and we can enjoy them too!

Where's Moony when you need him desperately We need his touch! (or at least his hoon-moony mind)

Okay, I just went outside and hoony mooned the little crack we have in the sky this nigh! My dog laughed to see such a sight and the cat ran away with a Tom.

"they're all crazy here"





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curses up a blue streak

i dont get it.

Me neither pueo. I just sorta fake my through it.

actually it's a good thing. i was getting worried that i was getting to understand these aussies too well. kinda feared for my sanity for while there.

Come back, Beth! We are all normal and fine and stuff!!!

You do well Chatoyant - almost like a native....


C'mon puo - you're a natural - just let it hang out....



VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



Pfffft!

Swon I will be a hoon and to prove it I have some hoon booty

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

Carroll - Alice in Wonderland

what does that say about us digressors?...............

mad, mad, mad i tell ya'!

'tis too soon to hoon.
That's why I'm singing the bluen

Mad? Not we! We run mad a little, from time to time, to shake up the juices and the inside of our brains, lest we run too sane.....

Very cute, JD! Do hoons DO booty?

Daddy had a harbour seal,
'Twas over fond of hooning -
But kids, I tell you, here's the deal -
Be glad it wasn't mooning!

I hope your bluen are good bluen, Seal!