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Tue 7 Jan, 2003 02:44 am
Under the threat of the next digression thread being about St Valentine -(even though he has been de-frocked, or something, I could never stand for such a thing!) - I have decided, instead, that this digression will be as outrageous, appalling and vulgar as we can make it, and still be witty.
So - here is a space to let it all hang out, bring out your bad, your tasteless, your censored self and let it frolic, gambol, do doughnuts, expose itself, get drunk or high, and be silly and funny to its heart's content.
Only - be funny, please.
Hoon ? Moi ? Never !!! It does not look good for my facade of style, dignity and sophistication....
Then check your facade at the door, Guatam!
Just hoon do you think you are talking to this time?
As soon as someone tells me what a hoon is, I'll gladly jump right in ;-)
What, me vulgar? Not bloody likely, hooney.
I'm cultured, discriminatingly tasteful, thrifty, kind to a fault, loyal, reverent, and pretty smeggin' [size=7]pffffft [/size]modest [size=7]pffffft[/size].
Hmmmmmmmm - hoon is a barrier, eh? Dammit! But lairising is comprehensible, no? And mooning we all have a rough working knowledge of? When will you people learn to spikka de English?
Macquarie Dictionary has this to say about homo hoonus:
1. a loutish, aggressive or surly youth. (we are sooo not that kind of hoon here!)
2. a fast, reckless driver of cars or boats.
3. a foolish or silly person, especially one who is a show-off.
4. one who lives off the proceeds of prostitution. (this, also, is not we)
5. to drive fast and recklessly
I am talking to hoonever answers!
Ah, Deb, wee farts! need more roughage do we?
The list of my attributes was not meant to be exhaustive; I didn't want pffffft to overwhelm you. Did I mention considerate?
In that case I moon all as I hoon by :-D
very full of tacky, indeed, deb dear!
It's too damned early to be lairizing, it's too damned icy out there to hoon, and too damned cold to moon . . . ootherwise it's a beautiful moorning, n'est-ce pas?
Sounds damn fine to me!!!!
Or - would one dare moon the moon while hooning like a loon?
Hooney come sit by my side
We'll hoon the moon as we ride
If the neighbors yell
We'll say "oh hell"
And instead hoon the wabbit guide.
GrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Wait until you suffer the agonies of endless doughnuts and wheelies under the light of the blue moon as you are mooned by a bunny hoon in the turbo-charged, non-muffled V8 Bunny-Mobile!!!!
Stumble It!
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