That's the way the welshman talks
That's the way the speed walker walks
That the way the pitcher balks
That's the way the caulker caulks
That's the way the caulker spreads
That's the way the horse is bred
That's the way Rob directed reds
That's the way the prez gets... led.
That's the way the prez is elected
That's the way the one is selected
That's the way the people suspected
That's the way the others objected
That's the way the others choose to live;
That's the way a miser has to give;
That's the way of a dancer with a spiv;
That's the way a memory becomes a sieve.
That's the way the memory lingers
That's the way the bony fingers
That's the way the scent lingers
That's the way vocalist...sing-ers!
(....the comedian zing-ers?!)
That's the way the vocalist cracks
That's the way the miser lacks
That's the way the boss-man sacks
That's the way the hauser slacks
That's the way the Hauser company sends freight,
That's the way an obese man puts on weight,
That's the way the bottle feels about the crate,
That's the way the hoosiers love their state.
That's the way the hoosier greets*
That's the way the couple meets
That's the way the gentleman treats
That's the way the skirt pleats.
*Did you know that's how they got that silly 'nick name?..."Hoos-ier" (whos' there) is apparently how they answer the door! Can you believe that?!
That's the way the skirt got stained
That's the way he deflected blame
That's the way he inflicted pain
That's the way with a perverted brain
That's the way the brain perverts
That's the way the rain inverts
That's the way the daisy squirts
That's the that Spain reverts
That's the way Spain's rain stays on the plain
That's the way we take the train
That's the way to use the brain
That's the way to get out of the rain
That's the way the rain wets
That's the way the gambler bets
That's the way the tennis net lets
That's the way the table sets
That's the way the table's laid,
That's the way a servant's paid;
That's the way you make the grade,
That's the way a deal is made.
That's the way the deal is broke
That's the way the dogs choke
That's the way the oxen yoke
That's the way the word is spoke
That's the way the word is written;
That's the way I wear a mitten;
That's the way we are in Britain;
That's the way the hand is bitten.
That's the way the hands are clasped
That's the way the hearts are grasped
That's the way the way the argument's past
That's the way the love wil last.
That's the way love comes and goes;
That's the way you touch your toes;
That's the way the North Wind blows;
That's the way I write in prose.
That's the way the prose comes out,
That's the way the lunatic shouts,
That's the way a young girl pouts,
That's the way the aardvark snouts.
That's the way the aardvark walks,
That's the way a monkey talks;
That's the way I walk through parks;
That's the way my conscience squawks.
That's the way my conscience fails
That's the way the swimmer flails
That's the way the train derails
That's the way that Ahab sails
