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Ultimate John Kerry Theme Song

 
 
swolf
 
Reply Wed 16 Jun, 2004 11:31 pm
First I Look at the Purse
by the J. Geils Band


Some fellas look at the eyes
Some fellas look at the nose
Some fellas look at the size
Some fellas look at the clothes


I don't care if her eyes are red
I don't care if her nose is long
I don't care if she's underfed
I don't care if her clothes are worn
First I look at the purse!



Some fellas like the smiles they wear
Some fellas like the legs that's all
Some fellas like the style of their hair
Want their waist to be small.



I don't care if their legs are thin
I don't care if their teeth are big
I don't care if their hair's a wig
Why waste time lookin' at the waistline?
First I look at the purse!



A woman can be fat as can be,
kisses sweet as honey
But that don't mean a thing to me
If you ain't got no money
If the purse is fat....that's where it's at.



Some fellas like the way they walk
The way they swing and sway
Some fellas like the way they talk
Dig the things they say.
I don't care if they wobble like a...
or talk with a lisp
I still think I'm a good lover
if the dollar bills are crisp



First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!



I don't care if you got yourself a wrap
all I want is your pretty green cash
Bought me a suit, bought me a car
Want me to look like a hollywood star




Moneeeeeeeeeeeeee!


I want money (Money!)
Baby, ain't no "why", baby
I need money!



First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
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the reincarnation of suzy
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jun, 2004 06:53 am
Tsk!
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jun, 2004 02:06 pm
Assuming you're speaking of Teresa...she's an incredible woman, money or no money. Read her biography.
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swolf
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jun, 2004 04:07 pm
Eva wrote:
Assuming you're speaking of Teresa...she's an incredible woman, money or no money. Read her biography.



She might have a neat biography, but that ain't what attracted the gigolo to her...
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the reincarnation of suzy
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jun, 2004 04:31 pm
Oh? How do you know he's a gigolo?
People with money generally meet other people with money. Is it inconceivable that two should fall in love? What a cynic.
Maybe that's what attracted Laura to Chimpy, then?
Smile
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Jarlaxle
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jun, 2004 06:38 pm
I think David Lee Roth's "Just a Gigolo" is more fitting. Live-Shot is, after all, a gigolo.
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swolf
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jun, 2004 11:42 pm
the reincarnation of suzy wrote:

Is it inconceivable that two should fall in love? What a cynic.
Maybe that's what attracted Laura to Chimpy, then?


That and being able to fly jet fighters...

A better question is what attracted Slick to something like Monica Lewinski...

I mean, the first time I ever saw a picture of Monica Lewinsky, I was almost in
a state of shock. I mean, picture the European heads of state standing there
with their actresses and super models looking at a picture of the leader of
what's supposed to be the most powerful nation since Chengis Khan, standing
there with a little pig like that. I mean, they must have laughed themselves silly.

I mean, Monica is the sort of thing I'd expect to see on the centerfold of some livestock journal...

It may in fact actually be that democrats and liberals can't tell the
difference. If that's the case, then you might could devise a simple test for
weeding out democrats and liberals they way they used to tell Japanese from
Chinese during WW-II by having them try to pronounce something like
'lallapolooza' with a lot of 'l's in it, i.e. show the job applicant or whatever
two pictures, e.g.:

Test:


One of the images below is of a super-model; the other of a pig. Which is which?


A.

http://www.cinema-stars.com/milla/images/8.jpg



B.

http://www.nworbcire.com/monica_t-shirt.jpg


If somebody guesses wrong, or if they honestly can't tell the difference, then
they are probably a democrat and a liberal.
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the reincarnation of suzy
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 07:49 am
Well aren't you just a model of polite civility?

There's the real difference between the parties...

I won't mention what a waste of gov't money it was to teach Bush how to fly. It surely did the country no good, just kept the little rich boy busy until he found something else to do.
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swolf
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 08:16 am
the reincarnation of suzy wrote:


I won't mention what a waste of gov't money it was to teach Bush how to fly. It surely did the country no good, just kept the little rich boy busy until he found something else to do.



If it (learning to fly properly) kept him alive until he became more useful to the nation, I view it as money well spent. I notice I haven't ever read anything about W. ever taking off over the North Atlantic at night without instruments...
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the reincarnation of suzy
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 08:19 am
You do realize that if he had, that information would be locked away with all his other secrets, don't you now? Smile
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swolf
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 03:02 pm
the reincarnation of suzy wrote:
You do realize that if he had, that information would be locked away with all his other secrets, don't you now? Smile



It's not completely clear that you understood the comment; I was referring to JohnJohn...
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Christina82
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 05:38 pm
Quote:
I mean, the first time I ever saw a picture of Monica Lewinsky, I was almost in
a state of shock. I mean, picture the European heads of state standing there
with their actresses and super models looking at a picture of the leader of
what's supposed to be the most powerful nation since Chengis Khan, standing
there with a little pig like that. I mean, they must have laughed themselves silly.

I mean, Monica is the sort of thing I'd expect to see on the centerfold of some livestock journal...


Holy crapola, Ill remind myself never to read your posts while Im drinking a COLD PEPSI. I haven't had a drink come shooting out of my nose since my dorky days in highschool.
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Miller
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 05:45 pm
swolf wrote:
Eva wrote:
Assuming you're speaking of Teresa...she's an incredible woman, money or no money. Read her biography.



She might have a neat biography, but that ain't what attracted the gigolo to her...


She's 65 years of age and starting look it! Shows what a "hard life" can do to you! Razz
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Miller
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 05:48 pm
Christina82 wrote:
Quote:
I mean, the first time I ever saw a picture of Monica Lewinsky, I was almost in
a state of shock. I mean, picture the European heads of state standing there
with their actresses and super models looking at a picture of the leader of
what's supposed to be the most powerful nation since Chengis Khan, standing
there with a little pig like that. I mean, they must have laughed themselves silly.

I mean, Monica is the sort of thing I'd expect to see on the centerfold of some livestock journal...


Holy crapola, Ill remind myself never to read your posts while Im drinking a COLD PEPSI. I haven't had a drink come shooting out of my nose since my dorky days in highschool.


If Monica lost the weight, she'd be a good looking woman. She's far better looking than the one, Clinton's married to, right now.

If you want to look at "ugly", check out the kid the 2 Clintons produced!
Evil or Very Mad
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Miller
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 05:52 pm
swolf wrote:
the reincarnation of suzy wrote:

Is it inconceivable that two should fall in love? What a cynic.
Maybe that's what attracted Laura to Chimpy, then?


That and being able to fly jet fighters...

A better question is what attracted Slick to something like Monica Lewinski...

I mean, the first time I ever saw a picture of Monica Lewinsky, I was almost in
a state of shock. I mean, picture the European heads of state standing there
with their actresses and super models looking at a picture of the leader of
what's supposed to be the most powerful nation since Chengis Khan, standing
there with a little pig like that. I mean, they must have laughed themselves silly.

I mean, Monica is the sort of thing I'd expect to see on the centerfold of some livestock journal...

It may in fact actually be that democrats and liberals can't tell the
difference. If that's the case, then you might could devise a simple test for
weeding out democrats and liberals they way they used to tell Japanese from
Chinese during WW-II by having them try to pronounce something like
'lallapolooza' with a lot of 'l's in it, i.e. show the job applicant or whatever
two pictures, e.g.:

Test:


One of the images below is of a super-model; the other of a pig. Which is which?


A.

http://www.cinema-stars.com/milla/images/8.jpg



B.

http://www.nworbcire.com/monica_t-shirt.jpg


If somebody guesses wrong, or if they honestly can't tell the difference, then
they are probably a democrat and a liberal.


What attracted Bill Clinton to Monica? You have to ask? Hillary Clinton's so cold, she'd make a popsicle look "hot"! Rolling Eyes
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Miller
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 05:54 pm
the reincarnation of suzy wrote:
Oh? How do you know he's a gigolo?
People with money generally meet other people with money. Is it inconceivable that two should fall in love? What a cynic.
Maybe that's what attracted Laura to Chimpy, then?
Smile


You're kidding? In his youth, Bush Jr. was hot. On the other hand Kerry always looked like a lost dog, waiting for the dog catcher to pick him up. Sad
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Miller
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 05:56 pm
John Kerry's song:

"You got the money, honey...I've got the time"! Razz Razz
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doglover
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 06:00 pm
Miller...on the Madonna thread you said you thought a 300lb Jewish woman could be hot. That you liked women who weren't skeltons. I thought Monica would have a body type you would find appealing. Rolling Eyes

You think W was 'hot' when he was younger? LMAO...My God man, he looks like a chimp!!! Laura was only interested in him because his family had money and influence.

As for the daughter the Clintons produced, I think she turned out to be a very attractive woman. The Bush twins look and act like a couple of sluts.
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swolf
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 06:02 pm
Miller wrote:

If Monica lost the weight, she'd be a good looking woman. She's far better looking than the one, Clinton's married to, right now.

If you want to look at "ugly", check out the kid the 2 Clintons produced!


Hillary vs Monica would be a hard choice; hope I never have to make it.

As to Chelsae, it's not clear she's related to both Clintons. H. Clinton and J. Carter might be more like it...
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Miller
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 06:11 pm
doglover wrote:
Miller...on the Madonna thread you said you thought a 300lb Jewish woman could be hot. That you liked women who weren't skeltons. I thought Monica would have a body type you would find appealing. Rolling Eyes

You think W was 'hot' when he was younger? LMAO...My God man, he looks like a chimp!!! Laura was only interested in him because his family had money and influence.

As for the daughter the Clintons produced, I think she turned out to be a very attractive woman. The Bush twins look and act like a couple of sluts.


I don't think I ever said that, I found 300 pound Jewish women, sexually attractive. Question
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