Always breaking my heart by bringing the ladies into the game.
Believes the Ladies will play with him
Could well be right, jealous?
Doesn't need to worry, Stormy is lurking nearby
Easy for you, almost next door but oceans between us.
Forgets he has a boat, door to door service
Getting jealous myself; I live on a tidal river, boats can get here.
Has to supply a tide table, so entry may be safely made
Shiver me timbers, she floats my boat
Just noticed try is becoming a budding sailor.
Is aware strange things happen at sea.
Knots frayed its all rowlocks
Attempting an epic journey.
Is having a shot at try but Dutchy copped the flak

Big fella, can take the flak.
Should aim better in future, nearly knocked me of my perch.
Sat with the pigeons, wiping his brow.
:wink:
Telling the world 'lollipop' is an animal.