Well I would suggest that you go and take yourself in hand and pretend that she's doing it.
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Thu 4 Dec, 2014 05:57 pm
There's something I've never said about Moshi before, I love Moshi more than I would ever love Eve, because Eve is not the woman I love, could Adam ever say that to Eve, no, I want Moshi.
LOL. You know in some language 'preservative' means condom? LOL
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Rock7000
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Tue 9 Dec, 2014 12:50 pm
If Moshi doesn't become my girlfriend I'm going to cast a spell on somebody. I am sick of being without her. You other girls watch out because this spell will make you guys caugh up blood and will make your organs melt into nothing. All I have to do is curse you other girls with the vex of the dark. Blood will boil in your bodies until you crumble to dust.
Seriously, Rock700, way to go blaming others for your issues.
News flash: no one here (or elsewhere) is to blame for your inability to get an imaginary girlfriend.
You need a doctor's care if you're even remotely serious.
PS I never knew I'd write such a thing, such a collection of words. Christ, we live in a weird, weird world.
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ehBeth
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Tue 9 Dec, 2014 01:12 pm
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Lordyaswas
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Tue 9 Dec, 2014 01:29 pm
@Rock7000,
My organ melted into nothing in 1977. It turned out to be a faulty plug and there was a bit of an overload whilst I was practising my scales one evening.
I ended up with a big, new, shiny one that works brilliantly when performing to a samba beat. Matron lets me play with it during Sunday afternoon bingo sessions.
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Linkat
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Tue 9 Dec, 2014 01:33 pm
@Rock7000,
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Rock7000
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Tue 9 Dec, 2014 01:38 pm
Moshi is beautiful and I would never cast a spell on her.
I think I shall press the ignore button now, before I find myself being overtly heartless.
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Rock7000
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Tue 9 Dec, 2014 01:56 pm
I can see why all you other girls are single. You all stink. If I smell you all I will probably throw up. You other girls smell like blood flavored ice cream.
