(I like both ideas ;D.)
(I think that something needs to be done that includes electric eels and a toothpaste tube, though. As you know, I love the classics..)
Balancing a pizza on top of her head
Counting pesos and pretending not to speak English..
(Throw in a pink tutu and we got a plan!)
(Wonderful!!)
(Keep the news about the pink tutu on the hush, though, or we'll make him boisterous and overexcited...)
Dressing Rick up in my clothes
Enjoying Rick's tearing the seams so that he can fit into them...
Funding a treasure hunting expidition to the centre of George Bush's closet
Grating corns from the feet of people in Adelaide, and selling them on E-bay as Chinese medicine
(Eeeeew! lol)
Helping litle old ladies tot he middle of the street... and leaving them there
heh heh
(And, God; I bet that someone has done that in the past. That's disconcerting...)
Icelandic nouvelle vague star
Judgeing the international bad hair day awards
Killing beetles, saying that it's part of a divine plan given to her by Jeanne D'Arc
Lisping in archaic English
Matchmaker #62 in Fiddler on the Roof 3: attack of the Kosher Clones
On television every week as the voice of 'Dipsy' from the teletubbies.
Practically giving up writing in favour of sky-diving