Doodling obscene things on walls in Annapolis.
entertaining ghostly thoughts
heading south for the winter
Interested in handling pigeons' internal organs.
Long haired lover from Liverpool.
Often steals clothes from boutiques and pretends to be Eva
(That's not me. I always pretend to be fortune, há!)
*Shock*
How exactly do you pretend to be Fortune?
And how long has this been going on?
And don't you know that purple bras just don't suit you?
It does make me look fat, doesn't it?
You know I was joking right? Errr ...
Purple bra wearing.
(Like I said, blue)
I think that the cup size is a little wrong for you....
So you're joking. Then why do you have that red wig on you, despite the fact that Fortune isn't redheaded? And why have you been singing Fortune's theme song all evening?
Theme song? I have a theme song?
(funny how the people with theme songs never seem to know when they're playing)
Oh yeah, you're my wheeeeeeeel of foooortuuuuneee!
What?
Wheel of Fortune is an evil, evil, evil, evil, show.
Yes, you have a theme tune, Fortune. It's quite a quaint little song, with a soft melody and lots of grinding guitars.
