X-lover so why didn't she get an X?
Absolutely head-over-heels with Seamus Heaney.
But not averse to an assignation with Umberto Eco
Cruel and calculated in bowlderizing Jacobean plays
demonstrably interested in disco karaoke
Epic writer of a tale about a man, a woman, a hippo, fatal choice and inner conflict.
Fairly unlikely to write a best-seller in the next 4 years
Great at shooting wombats
intentionally disruptive at quoits matches
'Kant philosophise, Won't philosophise' guest host (1996-7)
Leyna Lovitch impersonator
Now fully initiated into the world of using peanut butter sandwiches on hooks to entice fourteen-year-olds into acting out 'The Rivals.'
