practically always glued to soaps on TV, or Big Brother.
questioning the reality of Luciano Pavarotti
really a 67-year old Ukrainian man with dubious intentions
teasing Dan Rather with .... (fill in whatever you like)
unusually attracted to Shrek the ogre
Clattering collection of coligionous junk
<ah, I see you're channeling Dr. Smith from Lost in Space>
dastardly