Ulster country pig-wrestling champ
Voted for the Chimpanzee Supremacy Party in the 2000 Elections.
Went skinny-dipping with George Clooney
X-rayed J-Lo to see what it is that makes her butt so 'bootieful'
(I wish)
Yearning for a date with Danny Devito
Amazed by people who can say 'Can, Can, Caliban-- has a new master, get a new man' in under three seconds.
Beast (but I might be amazed by those
)
'Dastardly Duck' to his friends.
o - excited whenever she watches lacrosse
d - excellent in fencing
Wait, MOUN, I've got you... I actually am quite good at fencing; I've been sword-fighting since I was seventeen; it's my favourite sport to practise!
uh-oh
then you can be - Excellent formula 1 driver
Flapping arms feverishly with vain hopes of flying
Gelati specialist... (going out on a limb here, since I know you're Italian!)
Hairy-backed guys turn her on.
(Nope, I dont' know much about Gelati--I guess that makes me a bad Italian)
hehe
Italian failure (you said it)
)