Earth's only inhabitant
(you are too)
Gazing into a crystal ball
juggling a saw, toothbrush and marble
Parading around in lingerie
Quick on the draw! tsk! tsk!
Smiling while slowly sliding down a mountain of chocolate
(Sorry, Fealola, but I have been trying to force myself off this damn computer for the past hour, so I think this has got to be it for me for a little while. I'll join your game later though, I promise!)