Open to offers involving a goat, a moat, and an Elvis John tape.
Playing naked twister with a goat, near a moat.
Has a part-time job working for Rent-A-Streaker.
Reeking of stale cigar smoke
Pssst, diane, that is supposed to be a "U" for that one. :wink:
Varsity wrestling cheerleader
xylophone master
Sorry about that mistake, Kicky--guess it's the cigarette dangling in such an 'Elvis' way. LOL