The Idiot Test

Are you referring to the creator of the test?

Frankly it's who ever answers the questions wrong.

How many questions did you answer wrong, One Eyed?

So focused on me.

Why don't you answer them and we'll see?

I would expect a plumbers test to be written by a plumber.
I would expect a law exam to be written by a lawyer.
I would expect a math test to be written by a mathematician.

Who writes (or takes) an idiot test?

My test is in the same boat as psycho-profilers writing about serial killers, but not being a serial killer themselves.

It's called analysis.

I'm going to get someone to read it out for me, as there are a few new words I'm not sure of with more than two syllabubs.

Someone needs to answer the questions so One Eyed Mind will tell us what the right answers are.

I'm game.


1. Does God exist?
I believe God exists, but I can't prove it.

2. Do aliens exist?
I have no idea.

3. Do dead loved ones get caught in purgatory because of unfinished
mortal business?
That's a teaching I never quite accepted.

4. If you could describe the shape of your brain with anything in the
world, what would it be?
That's a tough one. Walnut meat, I guess.

5. Are you responsible for your actions? What percent of those actions
do you take responsibility for?
I'm responsible for those actions I perform while mentally competent.
The percentage varies with my mental competency. But if I deliberately
reduce my mental competency, then I am responsible for what I do in
that less-competent state.

6. Do you smoke, drink or do any of the sort? Religious or non-religious?
I don't smoke. I do drink. I consider myself religious.

7. In a discussion, do you agree because it's based on reality, or do you
agree because it's based off of your own beliefs?
I like to think it would be because it is based on reality, but it is hard to
keep opinion completely out of it.

8. Do you think you're more intelligent than those around you? How many
friends do you have?
I think I'm more intelligent (in some ways) than some of the people
around me, but not all. I have a lot of friends, but I'm not going to count
them.

9. Do you follow the mass opinion, or do you find opinions worthless
compared to facts?
I don't believe there is any such thing as "mass opinion". Any opinion
will find plenty of people to oppose it. Opinions are worthwhile, but
should be evaluated against the available facts.

10. Do you think more than anything else you do? Or do you do everything
else and think only when you have to?
I think all the time and so does everybody else.

Well George, it looks like you failed the idiot's test. (That's a good thing I think.)

I was hoping that George would complete the thing in Latin.

1. You believe, but you have no reason to believe. (Idiot mark 1)

2. You have no idea for aliens, as well as a god, but you chose god over aliens. (Idiot mark 2)

3. Not answering any question with an easy yes or no answer even though it's all in yes/no format. (Idiot mark 3)

4. Couldn't say anything linear and forced their thoughts to come up with something stupid in comparison. (Idiot mark 4)

5. Over complicating a simple yes/no question because they cannot take responsibility for the outcome. (Idiot mark 5)

6. You can't be religious and consider yourself religious. (Idiot mark 6)

7. You want to think it's based on reality because it's not and it's easier for you to pretend you do your best to keep it in reality, just like guys convince us and themselves they do their best to keep it in their pants (Idiot mark 7)

8. You contradicted yourself. You can't be extremely intelligent and have friends. Therefore you're not that intelligent if you think you are, and still have friends. (Idiot mark 8)

9. Don't think there is such a thing as a mass opinion, even though the social medias and recorded historical events says otherwise via wars, riots, electorial practices... (Idiot mark 9)

10. Wrong answer. (Idiot mark 10)

Sorry George, but the Chief Idiot has marked your paper.

George, seeing the idiot has marked you as an idiot, means the opposite is true - you are nothing but a genius. Congratulations.

Coming from someone that would have a genius test rather than an idiot test.

Wow, a perfect score George! Well done! (I would have messed up on a few of those questions).

This made me feel sorry for our friend "One Eyed Mind".

One eyed trouser snake = PENIS (this is very apt, because he is a cock!)

I am living proof that this assertion is false.

We're all idiots!

Especially me!