There are several options open to you.....
1. Learn Dutch and move to Holland. Everyone wears orange there. They will mistake you for a patriot.
2. Get a job advertising Florida juices.
3. Marry Prince Harry and have orange babies.
4. Change your whole wardrobe to 1970's London punk, and say that you're simply being retro.
And 5. Wear a red hat, paint your belly green and hire yourself out as human traffic lights.
I hope this helps.