@coldjoint,
You know how they say you can tell length from width of hands? I made my conjecture by assuming your dick size was commensurate in quality and "size" of all your output here. Then I asked your mother and in between orasmic moans, she told me outright - "coldfart has a teeny, teeny dick."
She also told me that if she was right coldfart (she always usta call you coldshit), you'd keep on using emoticons and goofy assed cartoons.
You twit. YOU'RE ONE who started the dick references. Dick came out of YOUR mouth. And not for the first time, either.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.