Hmm...call me crazy, but something about gus taking Eva lingerie shopping while she's acting as his mom really creeps me out...
(Am playing "Mother." 'Twill be support hose and girdles, cav.....)
Yuck....even worse. A mother should buy those for herself. Drag the son into it, that's a whole lot of therapy down the road. Gus is a grown man, presumably, I'm guessing maybe around 1300 years old from the avatar, so he can probably handle it.
On another thread today, Gus claimed that he would turn 92 next week.
Oh sure, and most women are only 39.
Funny you should mention this Gus. I was driving along the other day and I had to slam on my breaks when your mom ran right in front of my car. I yelled out the window to her and asked her what she was doing. She said that she was chasing the very last ratzquito that her precious son Gus had invented. I said "hey, I know Gus! One of his ratzquito's actually made it all the way up to Canada where I live". She looked at me with a huge grin on her face and said "If you see my dear sweet Gus, could you tell him that I found his last ratzquito and I'll send it right over to him as soon as I catch it". She gave me the thumbs up and started running again. I yelled "Happy Mothers Day Mrs. Ratzenhofer"!
So, where are you, Gus? What's happening? You haven't done your vanishing act again, have you?
I'm right here, msolga. I've been sitting here for hours, patiently waiting for you.
That's very nice of you, Gus. I'm glad I came.
Watch him, Msolga - please.
And that's all I'm saying...
You speak from experience, Deb?
Dlowan and I have this love-hate thing going. We're usually at each others throats, but can be civil at times.
And I never suspected a thing!
Yep Deb used to live right next to Gus' swamp, but we had to seperate them!
banished her to 'strailya1
colorbook wrote:On another thread today, Gus claimed that he would turn 92 next week.
he was heading for 29, but dyslexia got in the way - can't even lie successfully.
It's the middle of the afternoon, Gus.
Where's my goddamned roses?!?
--"Mom"
Don't listen to the lies, Msolga. Just lisen to what I say.....
Oh sure. Listen to a smoking rabbit as opposed to a fine-looking gentleman about town.
That'll work.
(flowers are on the way, Eva)
