Woke up this morning didn't feel so well
Took my first leak and it burned like hell
It hit me hard like a ton of bricks
I got a little something extra from that cute little trick
She was pretty and flirty
We got down and dirty
and now I'm afraid for my life
Cause I got a little more than I bargained for
And now I've passed it along to my wife
Good one Bear, and a fine warning to others.
Woke up this morning,
put on my glasses.
The room looked strange,
it was all full of asses!
Not real ass,
just plastic implants.
My head hurt like hell,
and I couldn't find my pants.
I got them drank too much last night and ordered something off late night TV blues....
Politically uncorrect blues about how Slovenia went to EU and Croatia didn't
I woke up this morning, found something to wear...
Looked from my window - Slovenia wasn't there!
And people were wondering where might she be
Nothing on map, just blue - as for sea...
On other side of water, oh, how can it be?
Austria and Hungary finally got some sea!
Serbs were annoyed, pissed, and they point:
"Now every fu**ing country have sea, just we don't"!
Italians were excited and started to yell
"If only we could get rid of Croats as well"!
Then Breaking News started on Croatian TV
And people were listening very carefully...
"We have Slovenian on phone" reporter claims
First silence was interupted just by sound of waves
Then Mitja said "Hi, we don't know what is that"
We just woke up in Pacific and honestly we're glad
Tanning, and surfing and everything is lovely
Mountain on flag is replaced by coconut tree
But after first joy we are all in shock and pain
What if we woke up at Balkans again???
Nice. This is a blues forum MyOwnUserName, feel free to shout out the pain, that's why the blues were invented.
actually, it's musically incorrect blues as well, but who cares
Woke up this morning,
the sky was still dark,
it was just me and the dog,
so I decided to fart.
The dog looked at me
and wrinkled his nose.
He walked outside
and dragged in the hose.
I got them thought it was just a fart blues...
Woke up this mornin', with the radio on
Thought I'd woke up in hellÂ…it was Orlando and Dawn
Told me to tie a ribbon, round that ol' oak tree
After three long years, she still don't want me
I packed up my bags, left my keys on the flo'
My baby she told me, she don't want me no mo'
Now Daddy's got a new song, that's inside of his brain
Tellin' all of you ladies, time to board my Love Train...
Oops, I thought this was about the Sopranos theme song
Woke up this morning, got myself a gun....
Woke up this monin
I was layin on the flo
Woke up this monin
I was still layin on Flo
Woke up this monin
She said easy baby, just go go go
Woke up that morniiiing
With a frown on my face
Woke up that morrrning
With a frown on my face
Didn't know the way to Nowhere
Didn't have the key
Didn't have the one I wanted
Sittin' next to me
They say he gone to the river
He gone to the sea
He drown in that river-er
Took away from me
And I could see it, O, I could seee him drownin',
But I couldn't see him.
I could see-ee-ee him drownin'
With a bottle of gin.
They say he gone to the river, my
He gone to the se-e-e-ea-ea
He drown in that riverrr
Took away from me.
And I could see it, O, I could seee him drownin',
But I couldn't see him.
I could see-ee-ee him drownin',
I was away from him.
They say he gone to the river, my
He gone to the se-e-e-ea-ea
He drown in that riverrr
Took away from me.
Woke up that morniiiing
With a frown on my face
Woke up that morrrning
With a frown on my face
Didn't know the way to Nowhere
Didn't have the key
Didn't have the one I wanted
Sittin' next to me, oh Lord, I
Didn't have the oonnne I wanted,
Sittin' next... to me-e-e-eh-ee.
