You gotta turn this thread into a speaking only thread. Writing these are no challenge but speaking and deciphering them is tough and it gives insights into the workings of the brain.
the tenter of ascension...
@camlok,
I've always leant to the oral spoonerisms - Ronnie Barker was king - you're too titty to be a preacher.
Miss crass: the season for the reason.
Bennett Cerf requotes this gentleman:
"My wife says I've had tee many martoonis, but I am not so much under the alfluence of incohol as some pinkle theep. I mean tinkle peep."
