Some of these sound kinda strained.
But I think I latched onto a reverse Spoonerism (of a sort) this week-end while watching football.
I heard a guy during commentary say, "He kicked that last minute feel gold last week."
But apparently it wasn't a true reverse Spoonerism...he just pronounced field goal that way, because he did it a couple of other times during the broadcast.
So...I offer:
Feel Gold!
@Frank Apisa,
Tripe!! Just an excuse for being witless.
Feed golf.
@Region Philbis,
Paint your balette blue and prey.
@spendius,
i love the light knife...