"Spoonerist" joke:
What's the difference between a band of pygmy hunters and a women's track team?
Well, one is a bunch of cunning little runts . . .
the best laid men of mice and plans...
And a Hippo Gnu Deer . . .
Hippo Birdie, Two Ewe...x2
Hippo Birdie, Deer Ewe...!
Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose . . .
I like to call the city I'm from Grand Rapids:
"Bland Rapids"!
