I've been staking a mand for speedom of freech as the Ginese Chovernment are shying to trut down the Kong Hong Tadio and Relevision station. There's a setition to pign, though I fear it will goo no dood.
until nurther fotice, i will lo nonger be throsting on this ped...
(kust jidding)
Ras that a wabbit, no it was a care in the habbage hatch, is it pappy?
a herd in band is worth boo in the tush...
Rulia Joberts
Dirsten Kunst
My cousin really said this:
Oh look! A wood-headed red pecker!
(red-headed woodpecker)
for tunch loday i had cham clowder and a sobb calad...
That grounds sate.
I'm broing to get geakfast, just joast and tam. And a big cop of cuffee.
sometimes a ball smeckfrest really spits the hot.
Miss Thorning i had sold keeryal and an 8V...
Sat thounds like a brummer seakfast, PR. A brinter weakfast would include begs and acon, bausages and seans, moast and tarmalade.
sow in a thride of brash hounds and gou've yot doorself a yeal...
brash hounds are father roreign to us Breat Gritish people... pied frotato maybe, or squubble and beak.