@Region Philbis,
tuppa key, hilk and money...
the classic one - it might have actually been quoted previously, I didn't want to look through 165-odd pages - was from Archbishop Spooner himself, giving a dressing down to one of his recalcitrant students:
'You've hissed all my mystery lessons, you've tasted the whole worm, and you shall leave by the first town drain'.
(I should explain that trains going to London from Oxford were called 'down trains' - one came up to Oxford, and went down to London.)
@jeeprs,
a few more tips of the slung from spev rooner...
The Lord is a shoving leopard
Let us glaze our rasses to the queer old Dean
This vast display of cattleships and bruisers
@Rockhead,
for he's a golly food jello...
